Here's 1 line from each of my favorite drafts
There's only 5 but ye
Choose your favorite and I'll finish it first
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His charming boyfriend broke into my house, ate all my chocolate and proceeded to have a mental breakdown on my couch!
hOlY tHiT cHrItHsThInE
Oh fuck me, we're going to Forever 21, aren't we?
I'm uh.. Sorry for ruining your life, hurting your feelings, making you gay, not smoking weed with you, making you gay, fucking everything up, making you gay... Wow, you're so gay.
So let me get this straight.. you got with Christine, became cool, left Christine, became fuck buddies with Michael, stopped being fuck buddies with Michael, got with Michael, made Michael cool, got Jake and Rich to date, and made a fuck ton of cool kids friends... Without me? (Yes.) Well.. I feel like the most useless fuck in the world now.
YOU ARE READING
●°•~Boyf Riends Oneshots~•°● (ON HOLD)
FanfictionI really wanted to write this oneshot book shdhwhdjd--
