So like
I kinda published this just cuz 1: it was done 2: I need an excuse to say the following
So like
How do I put this
LIFE IS FUCKING SHIT EVERYTHING SUCKS AND I WANNA SHOOT MYSELF
ah, that felt good
Now
Anyone I can like,, vent to,,, I promise I won't yell at youIt was about 11:00 at night in the Hansen-Heere household when Evan got a call from his boyfriend.
"Hello?"
"GET YOUR BROTHER'S GAY ASS OVER HERE." Jared said sternly.
"W-why?"
"His charming boyfriend broke into my house, ate all my chocolate and proceeded proceeded have a mental breakdown on my couch!!"
Then Jeremy, who was conveniently walking by the door, ran in.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MIKEY?!"
"I don't know, just hurry!!"
Jeremy booked it to Jared's house.
He didn't even bother to knock.
He suddenly heard sobbing coming from upstairs.
He ran upstairs and found Michael in Jared's room on his bed. Crying.
"Mikey!!" He said.
He ran and sat down next to Michael.
"I just--" Michael sniffed. "I don't know why I'm crying.."
"Shhh.." Jeremy said.
"I just love you so much, and it hurts and I just can't--" He continued sobbing.
"Mikey, breathe. What's wrong?"
"It's- just- .." His sobs worsened, becoming louder.
"Aww, baby.. It's okay.." Jeremy said, sitting down next to him and pulling him closer.
He began to stroke Michael's hair as he began to calm down.
"I'm tired.." Michael complained.
"What's up with you, Mikey? You're acting.. Weird."
Michael sighed and mumbled. "Period.."
"Ahh.. Okay. Night, Mikey."
Michael muttered something, then fell asleep.
Suddenly, Jeremy's eyes widened.
Michael has a dick.
How the fu-

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