Dinosaur

978 36 6

by typeyarchives

by typeyarchives

Michael was stoned. Like, incredibly stoned. Like, he'd smoked at least 2 bags of weed in an hour stoned.

"Yyooo Jer?" He said, setting his blunt in the ashtray.

"Yeah?"

"You're a furry, right?"

This was a random and slightly concerning question, so Jeremy laughed.

"Why..?"

"Next time we fuck, I.. I want you to wear a Dinosaur onesie."

Jeremy snorted. "Michael-"

"I'm a Dinophiliac."

Jeremy took a sip of his Mountain Dew Red ("a bottle a day keeps the SQUIP-y away", Michael liked to say). "Michael, that's not-"

"I want to destroy your ass. With my dick. While you're dressed like a Dinosaur."

Jeremy spit out the Mountain Dew Red on accident and started laughing. "MICHAEL-"

"DID I FUCKING STUTTER?"

You might be wondering "Wyatt (as is my preferred name), what the fuck did you just post?"

Well, Lads

Wyatt doesn't fuckin know either.

For legal reasons I'm clearing out my drafts so that the first smut I post in this book is the 69th part so I have to upload at least 20 or so parts by Monday