Osomatsu and Choromatsu: *laying next to Karamatsu wearing a leg cast and neck brace*
Angel: I don't need to explain what just happened all i need to know is why
Osomatsu: We were getting rid of shitty people
Choromatsu: Yea
Angel: I uh.....you know what i'm not going to continue asking Ichimatsu you got a gift?
Ichimatsu: Uh yes...
Angel: Ok let's get this started and we got the truth and dare from the same shipper person
Osomatsu: If that person ask me and Choromatsu to do something well skip it or something cause we can't walk!
Angel: Shut up i know and this is a Ichijyushi truth or dare!
Ichimatsu: Huh?
Jyushimatsu: Huh?
Todomatsu: Oh
Karamatsu: Oh my little burazas are going to do something in the plot section
Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu: Eh?!
Choromatsu: What?!
Angel: No but i wish that my number one ship would do that
Ichimatsu: Go on tumblr or some dirty manga sites for that shit! Now what's the truth or dare before i do something that might put me in jail!
Angel: Ok ok geez now for the truth Jyushimatsu what do you love about Ichimatsu?
Jyushimatsu: Hmm....oh he nice to me and he help me for my baseball practice also he always take me for walks and pet me
Angel: Happy dog year everyone
Osomatsu: Hahaha! The year of Jyushimatsu the dog!
Angel: Now the second question is Jyushimatsu is there anything you dislike about him?
Jyushimatsu: .....*thinking about season 2 episode 9 and his dark side and hurting Karamatsu* hmm.....nope nothing i like him the way he is
Ichimatsu: Oh thanks Jyushimatsu
Angel: Really is there anything you want to change about him?
Osomatsu: Doll of darkness....kittymatsu
Karamatsu: He hurt me
Jyushimatsu: Yea i don't want him to change
Osomatsu and Karamatsu: Ugh really!
Ichimatsu: .....
Angel: .....Ichimatsu you can give your gift now
Ichimatsu: Ok here's a dare present Jyushimatsu
Jyushimatsu: Yay thanks nii-san! *opens it and take out a sliver mental bat* wow a new bat!
Osomatsu: Dude that look like it could hurt more
Jyushimatsu: Let's see how strong and heavy it is *throws a ball in the air and hit it*
Ichimatsu: *get hit in the eye and falls backwards*
Jyushimatsu: *drops the bat and runs to him* Ichimatsunii-san! *starts shaking him*
Osomatsu: That bat hits balls harder!
Angel: That why parents say don't play ball in that house!
Choromatsu: I agree go outside if you want to play baseball!
Todomatsu: Uh....leave more truth or dares everyone
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Osomatsu-san Truth or Dare
FanfictionHello everyone ladies and gentlemen I would like to welcome you all to the first annual truth or dare event featuring the matsuno brothers let's welcome them Osomatsu: hello my lovely fans but mostly the ladies I'm Osomatsu Matsuno the first eldes...
