Osomatsu-san Truth or Dare

Choro and Ichi time

Angel: Ok i got the movie and the riddles ready

Todomatsu: Where's Choromatsu and Ichimatsu?

Karamatsu: I don't know

Jyushimatsu: They going to miss the dares

Angel: They told me they need to use the bathroom

Osomatsu: Ok then let's start the movie Veronica *plays the movie*

1 hour and 44 minutes later

Osomatsu: ....

Karamatsu: *shaking* i'm not scare

Todomatsu: *crying a little and hiding behind Karamatsu*

Jyushimatsu: *has his hoodie covering his face*

Angel: U-uh what you guys think of the moive?

Osomatsu: Fuck the person who gave us this dare

Todomatsu: Let's do the riddles!

Angel: ....

Osomatsu: You don't have any do you?

Angel: I look on online for some

Ososmatsu: Then say it

Angel: A rich family lives in a round house, when the family came back form their dinner date their mother was dead.

The daughter said she was playing with her dolls, the son said he was playing outside in the garden, the maid said she was dusting corners, the butler said he was watching the son, and the chief said he was baking pies.

Who killed the mother?

Osomatsu: Uh...the daughter?

Todomatsu: The butler

Karamatsu: The maid

Jyushimatsu: The chief

Choromatsu and Ichimatsu: *open the door* the maid *then close it*

Osomatsu: ....

Karamatsu: ....

Angel: Who ever say the maid is right

Karamatsu: Success!

Osomatsu: Huh?

Angel: Next! Four kids having five rocks each were playing a game in which they need to throw the rock at solid area in the water.

Kid1: Succeeded in throwing three rocks at solid area but one of the rock sunk.

Kid3: His aim was so bad that all rocks got sunk.

Kid4: He was awesome and none of the rocks got sunk.

Kid2 was the winner but was struck by a rock in the head and died.

Who killed Kid2?

Osomatsu: Wow i say kid1

Karamatsu: Kid4

Todomatsu: I say 4

Jyushimatsu: Kid1!

Ichimatsu: *opens it again* 1

Choromatsu: 4 *close it again*

Osomatsu: What the hell again?

Angel: Kid1 is the killer

Osomatsu: Hell yes!

Jyushimatsu: Yay!

Angel: *starts playing some jazz music*

Osomatsu: ....

Karamatsu: ....

Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu: *walk away from the door*

Angel: Double points last riddle! A Japanese ship is on route back to the shore from the Atlantic Ocean. Seeking the silent waves, the captain decides to take a shower. He keeps his Rolex and diamond studded gold bracelet on the shelf and goes for a shower. When he returns back, he finds both the watch and bracelet missing. He immediately calls the four crew members and asks them what they were doing during that duration. Following are the answers:

1. French Guy, the Cook: I was in the kitchen, making bacon sandwiches for everybody.

2. Russian Guy, the engineer: I was in the generator room, checking the generator.

3. Pakistani Guy, the housekeeper: I saw that the flag hoisted on the ship was upside down, so I went to correct it.

4. Srilankan Guy, the second housekeeper: I was tired and taking a quick nap.

The captain immediately knew who the thief was. Can you tell?

Osomatsu: Um...the French guy

Karamatsu: The Russian

Todomatsu: Pakistani guy

Jyushimatsu: The French!

Choromatsu: *opens the door* Pakistani guy!

Ichimatsu: Russian guy! *close the door*

Angel: The Pakistani guy you fools!

Todomatsu: Bingo!

Angel: Three way tie now for tie breaker riddle! There was a man named Luis accused of killing a women a few nights ago. A week later, he goes to court with his brother, Jhon. They know it was Luis who did it, but he leaves the court room innocent. How is this?!

Todomatsu: .....

Choromatsu and Ichimatsu: *kicks the door down hitting Osomatsu and Karamtsu in the process dressing like Rin and Len* Siamese twins!

Angel: WINNERS!

Osomatsu: *lift the door up* what is happening here?!

Karamatsu: I'm really scare!

Choromatsu and Ichimatsu: *starts singing with the music*

Angel: *screams to*

Todomatsu: .....

Osomatsu: Another one!

Choromatsu: *bow moves a little* Rin will has another one!

Ichimatsu: Choro kagamine!

Choromatsu: Ichi kagamine!

Karamatsu: Sing!

Choromatsu and Ichimatsu: Ok!

Todomatsu: My wallet! *takes a machine gun* bye guys! *chase after them*

Angel: Killer on the loose!