Angel: We gather here today in a harsh battle yet and probably won't end in Ichimatsu trying to kill everyone again
Ichimatsu: Hurry up cause i'malready pissed off right now!
Angel: Ok jeez alright every here the epic song battle ever! Team yakuza!
*the originals walks up wearing their yakuza clothes*
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Osomatsu: We are the updated yakuza here!
Todomatsu: Are we? Cause we look like gangster mobs trying to be yakuzas
Karamatsu: Yeah but i like my new hairstyle
Osomatsu: No we are
Choromatsu: Well i like it and Jyushimatsu look really serious again
Jyushimatsu: Yeah there's no foolishness this time
Ichimatsu: I will kicked someone's ass if they screw around bad
Osomatsu: Dude those pants are like the one from the cat outfit cause it showing to much in the behind
Ichimatsu: Keep staring and you getting a back kick to the head or when the sun doesn't shine at all
Osomatsu: ....
Angel: Wow uh ok now we have the team mafia!
*all the clones walks up dress up in the mafia outfit*
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Osomatsu: Oh yeah money and death! I like it!
Karumamatsu: Well this is my kind of thing to do here
Kyoromatsu: Yep indeed
Shishimatsu: The mafia is fun
Kuchimatsu: Mhm
Toramatsu: Yeah
Osomatsu: *glares at Otsumatsu* that's my mafia outfit bitch
Otsumatsu: *glares back smirking* your yakuza outfits look cool maybe i will wear that next
Osomatsu: The hell you will
Otsumatsu: Fuck yeah i will
Angel: Ok calm down guys we have to do the rounds first it's to pick who going to sing for who
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