Osomatsu: *dress like an announcer* ladies and gentlemen! You guys could have been somewhere else but you here with us in this weird ass fight! Are you all here for an animal fight huh?!
Jyushimatsu: *dress in his maid outfit* yeah!
Choromatsu: This is going to end badly...
Osomatsu: The issue on the table! These guys are going to fight it out here today! Now Karamatsu called them out here!
Karamatsu: *dressed like a referee* Kittymatsu you have the floor sir!
Ichimatsu: *walks up in his kitty outfit* cats are better than any bull they cute and sweet they also be killers but at least they calm their anger and will get angry if someone makes angry or bothered them even the big cats can go killing when they mad or hungry
Karamatsu: Alright alright now Todomatsu you have the floor!
Todomatsu: *walks up in bull outfit*
Ichimatsu: What the hell?
Todomatsu: At least bulls can people instantly and i made bulls look cute
Ichimatsu: You evil satan! You are not cute!
Todomatsu: Oh? You are a evil cat! You so demonic and like a undead cat!
Ichimatsu: Don't talk about those sad cats! *kicks him in the head*
Todomatsu: Ow! *runs and punched him*
Osomatsu: Oh we already started with the punches and kicks!
Jyushimatsu: *hold up a card* round 1!
Choromatsu: *sighs*
Karamatsu: I'm going to step back...
Ichimatsu: *throw him over his shoulder*
Todomatsu: *landed on his back* ow! Take this! *kicks his back*
Ichimatsu: Ugh! Ow! *jumps and hit his stomach with his elbow*
Todomatsu: Ack!
Osomatsu: Oh! A bodyslam with his elbow after the throw!
Choromatsu: He don't know anything about wrestling
Jyushimatsu: Yeah
Karamatsu: Uh guys...
Todomatsu: *stands up and runs then drop kick him*
Ichimatsu: *falls on his back* oh shit! Ow! *kicks his stomach*
Todomatsu: *falls down to his knees* ow!
Ichimatsu: *kicks him and sit on his back then pull his head back*
Todomatsu: Ah!
Ichimatsu: Got you now bitch cow!
Karamatsu: Uh...i got to end this fast.... *starts hitting the ground* 1...2...3...4...5
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