Osomatsu: *sitting in his car* joke title! Joker title bitch!
Karamatsu: *playing on his electric guitar* YAY A JOKE
Ichimatsu: We a bunch of tough scary spies guys
Jyushimatsu: We are tough spies!
Choromatsu: Yep
Todomatsu: *sitting in his pink car* hmm
Ichimatsu: Oh is Totty upset by this
Todomatsu: Offensive! You all being offensive!
Osomatsu: We not cause we having fun! Again!
Karamatsu: Let's go spy in the sea!
Jyushimatsu: And in space!
Choromatsu: Or in bars and casinos
Osomatsu: Yep! And concerts!
*the clones walks up wearing their mafia clothes*
Otsumatsu: Yeah so much fun
Karumamatsu: *sighs* yep
Ichimatsu: Why you didn't wear the white mafia outfit?
Shishimatsu: i like the black and purple one better
Ichimatsu: Hmm that's my second best outfit for the mafia
Kyoromatsu: Where's Toramatsu?
Kuchimatsu: I don't know
Todomatsu: Hehehe you guys think this funny....
Osomatsu: Huh?
Karamatsu: Totty?
Todomatsu: You guys wanna know something....well...
Toramatsu: *sits up in the passenger sit and plays a music*
Osomatsu: .....
Otsumatsu: .....
Choromatsu: Wait uh....
Todomatsu: *starts driving fast* Toramatsu hit the button!
Toramatsu: Ok! *hit it and missiles luncher appear*
Karumamatsu: Oh shit!
Kyoromatsu: Wait hold on we all will died!
Choromatsu: Yeah don't do it!
Jyushimatsu: Stop Totty!
Todomatsu: FIRE!
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*everyone start running screaming*
Osomatsu: Bitch my car can't be damage!
Todomatsu: No offense i don't care!
Shishimatsu: Tch really?
Toramatsu: Huh? Shishimatsu
Shishimatsu: Hey donor me you ready?!
Ichimatsu: *have his coat off showing guns strap to him* yeah bitch
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Toramatsu: .....
Todomatsu: Oh no....
Shishimatsu: Fire!
Ichimatsu: *starts shooting at the missiles and his tires*
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Todomatsu: *drives slow and stop* no my tires!
Toramatsu: Our missiles!
Ichimatsu: *point the gun at them* get out of the car you under arrest motherfuckers!
Toramatsu: Damn it!
Todomatsu: That's not how a spy acts at all!
Ichimatsu: Bye guys
Shishimatsu: Bye
Todomatsu: You guys are the worse spies ever!
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