Angel: Oh hell no
Osomatsu: What's wrong? Is it me?
AntiOso: Or me?
Angel: *runs out of the house* 6 is only enough!
AntiOso: Oh she left
Osomatsu: Yep
AntiOso: So how is the job?
Osomatsu: Good what about yours?
AntiOso: Good but i seeing my cute Ichimatsu working
Osomatsu: Haha ugh....
AntiOso: So you wanna know all the stuff that's not killing stalking with your girl?
Osomatsu: Yes!
AntiOso: Ok so when you alone and she starts acting clingy and/or pervy you have to make her relax with the head pats or by using your fingers for ***************** and then you ***************
Osomatsu: Oh you curl the fingers and then get lower for **************** and then i have to ************
AntiOso: No but kinda if you want her to obey like a dog wearing the collar that's when you *************** when she had her bare back on your chest then you ************* and after that you ***************
Osomatsu: Oh i have to ************* when her back is to me
AntiOso: Yes and don't forget the ass to
Osomatsu: Ok thanks for telling me
AntiOso: Your welcome but you not going to use any of them anyway
Osomatsu: Damn it but are you a yandere for Hitsumi and your brothers?
AntiOso: *grins creepy* why are you asking that? ~ Is it because i told you some people i kill?~
Osomatsu: Oh um.....n-no....
AntiOso: Good now don't tell anybody that might put me in jail ~
Osomatsu: .....ok sure....other me....
With the Karamatsus
Karamatsu: *leaning on the bridge wearing his sunglasses and his leather jacket* so you are my other self?
AntiKara: *does a fake smile* yes i am my cool other me
Karamatsu: Uh...what happened to the other side of you?
AntiKara: Hm? What do you mean?
Karamatsu: You were full of anger and angst when we first met and when we alone to
AntiKara: It's not your fucking business
Karamatsu: Huh?
AntiKara: I only put with the happy nice act cause i don't want to the others to only three of them knows but the rest doesn't know
Karamatsu: U-um ok....
AntiKara: Also i want them all dead i really hate them and myself even other people but mostly them i know some people been saying "be careful what you wish for" and "be careful what you say" in the you might get it phrase but true is those phrases are a load of shit
Karamatsu: ....
AntiKara: Huh? You feel better asking or worried about it?
Karamatsu: No...i regret to talk about it....
With the Choromatsus
AntiChoro: Other me do you have any ships?
Choromatsu: Uh no
AntiChoro: Well i do! And it's Osokara, Osohit, and Karaishi!
Choromatsu: Huh?
AntiChoro: Oh you confused about the last two it's Osomatsu x Hitsumi and Karamatsu x Ishiko
Choromatsu: Ok...
AntiChoro: My main one is still Osokara for years! They are so great together!
Choromatsu: .....
AntiChoro: It's an amazing ship like the other two but that one is the best i want to be with them two!
Choromatsu: ....um...what about the other brothers?
AntiChoro: The younger ones can to hell especially Todomatsu if they get close to them i will beat them till they understand
Choromatsu: ....bye *walks away fast*
AntiChoro: Huh?! Wair for me! *starts walking up to him*
Choromatsu: Nope! *starts running*
AntiChoro: Wait other me i didn't tell you about the other ships! *runs after him*
With the Ichimatsus
Ichimatsu: *petting a cat*
AntiIchi: *stares at it* so cute
Ichimatsu: You wanna pet it?
AntiIchi: No i don't want to touch it!
Ichimatsu: Huh? But you love cats
AntiIchi: I do but i don't want to touch them no telling what's been on them and what they walk on
Ichimatsu: ..... *throws a bag of candy to him*
AntiIchi: *catches it* free candy!
Ichimatsu: *then light up some firecrackers*
AntiIchi: *runs away screams* mini bombs!
Ichimatsu: *smirks laughing*
With the Jyushimatsus
AntiJyushi: What the hell are you doing?
Jyushimatsu: Setting up a practice pole for baseball like throwing and hitting
AntiJyushi: I hate baseball
Jyushimatsu: *gasp* why?!
AntiJyushi: Because it's stupid and lame also boring
Jyushimatsu: Well what do you wanna do?
AntiJyushi: *puts him in a choke hold and put his arm behind him doing a sinister smile* how about we fucking do MMA fights then! Some real fighting not fake fights like wrestling!
Jyushimatsu: Ah! I give! I give! I give! I give!
AntiJyushi: Hehehehe
Jyushimatsu: Huh? You still holding me *tears up* but i say that i give up!
*With the Todomatsus*
Todomatsu: .....
AntiTodo: .....
Todomatsu: So *drinks some coffee* you like the observer in the shadows
AntiTodo: *nods*
Todomatsu: And you barely talk to strangers but not to people you know
AntiTodo: To people i know...i do it half the time...
Todomatsu: Oh uh....ok....
AntiTodo: .....
Todomatsu: So what about the crowds like the cons and concerts also Black Fridays or some other stuffs?
AntiTodo: Panic attacks
Todomatsu: ....
AntiTodo: Yeah....
Todomatsu: Um...i'm ending this here...
AntiTodo: Bye...
Todomatsu: .....
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