Osomatsu-san Truth or Dare

Happy Ichi life

Ichimatsu: *wearing his highschool uniform* .....who ever made that anime....need to think twice about the description and the love that the show has....and Gemuri also Henshi...don't hurt me or ignore me and see me differently okay...

Yuko: *walk to him* cat!

Ichimatsu: God bless it i am not getting into character like the crazy she dog on the show

Yuko: Ithimatsu

Ichimatsu: Yes Yuko do you want me to pick you up?

Yuko: Yaa!

Ichimatsu: Okay *pick her up*

Yuko: *giggles*

Ichimatsu: Okay now how the fudge am i supposed to act Yandere fro that show? People see me as a dark edgy Tsundere this might be hard for me not to mention the main character is a Yandere to a little girl that fudging insane and gross what's even more gross is that this is my niece

Yuko:  *pat his head*

Ichimatsu: Oh you want to see my cat ears *the ears pop out*

Yuko: Cat!

Ichimatsu: I got the some parts of the show down thanks youtube and now i need to think of something that will help me here hm...okay i'm her godfather guardian and we are in some horrible place with some shady people that try to kidnapped her....uh...that's awful i guess that i just need to run through this some how....or how i feel to those people that was hurt in February *chuckles* okay we can start

Yuko: Cat!

Ichimatsu: Yes i am a cat nya

Yuko: *giggles*

Ichimatsu: Aw you such a cutie *put her down* now stay here and i will get you some food

Yuko: Oka!

Ichimatsu: *walk out of the room fast* this whole thing  is going to be one big pain in the back and people will see me weird

Jyushimatsu: *holding up his phone* .....

Ichimatsu: Oh come on not this part where she kill her friend

Jyushimatsu: Oh no...Ichimatsu...

Ichimatsu: ....i am sorry *close the door*  but this is how the happy ends here

Jyushimatsu: Ah! *runs*

Ichimatsu: *runs and cover his mouth from behind*

Jyushimatsu: *muffling screaming*

Ichimatsu: *hold up a fake knife* thank god this is fake.... *breaths in and smiles evily*

Jyushimatsu: *stare at him scare muffling*

Ichimatsu: This is the face when people mess with Henshi now you probably going to spread some news huh?

Jyushimatsu: *shake his head*

Ichimatsu: Liar! *starts stabbing him repeatedly*

Jyushimatsu: *screams softly*

Ichimatsu: ...what the...is this red paint?

Jyushimatsu: Yeah

Ichimatsu: It's everywhere and we are cover in it damn it

Jyushimatsu: Praise me

Ichimatsu: You stupid idiot but that was good *place the fake knife under his arm* there now it will be um...both fake and real...

Jyushimatsu: Yeah *grab a towel* i will try to clean *starts wiping*

Ichimatsu: Alright now to go somewhere with Yuko *open the door* Yuko! I'm back!

Yuko: *walks to him* Ithimatsu

Ichimatsu: *pick her up* come on you little cutie we can't stay in our lovely house let's go see the uncles *runs out of the room*

Yuko: *sees Jyushi* Jushimatsu

Jyushimatsu: *cleaning* huh?

Ichimatsu: He spill some paint Yuko

Todomatsu: Hello

Karamatsu: Hi

Yuko: *gggles*

Ichimatsu: *whispers* has to be this two

Todomatsu: Aw cute little girl

Karamatsu: Yeah cute

Yuko: *giggles*

Ichimatsu: You stay away from her now help me out here you psychos

Todomatsu: Oh the plan has come to action

Karamatsu: You guys can use some rooms

Ichimatsu: Thanks *runs*

Todomatsu: Your welcome!

Ichimatsu: Okay this room *opens the door and eyes widen*

Osomatsu: *doing ballet and moving really slowly*

Yuko: *blank stare*

Ichimatsu: *blank stare and close the door slowly* the recovery patient's mind is gone now....he still healing up from what happened to him....*walk downstairs to the kitchen* Yuko we just going to be in the kitchen to forget what we saw

Yuko: Oka

Ichimatsu: *put her down* ugh...what did i just saw....

Yuko: Da!

Ichimatsu: What? *turn around*

Choromatsu: *wearing a black jacket and gloves* give me my daughter back

Ichimatsu: No you stay away *runs*

Choromatsu: Not around the table *chase after him*

Yuko: *stares at them*

Choromatsu: Ichimatsu come back here!

Ichimatsu: No *trips and fall down hitting a chair* ow...ugh...

Yuko: Cat! *walk to him*

Choromatsu: Ichimatsu you okay?

Ichimatsu: I slip on something wet...but  i'm okay....

Yuko: Ithimatsu....

Ichimatsu: I'm okay Yuko....the happy sugar life...

Yuko: Yaa

Karamatsu: Well that's the end

Todomatsu: Yeah

Jyushimatsu: I'm alive

Ichimatsu: Ugh....i feel ashamed...i'm just going to lay here...

Karamatsu: Should we do the song?

Choromatsu: I think so

Todomatsu: I will do the english one everyone need to the truth

Jyushimatsu: I got it for you Totty

Todomatsu: Do it

Jyushimatsu: *plays it*

Choromatsu: .....

Karamatsu: ....

Ichimatsu: Yandere confirm....

Jyushimatsu: Yeah

Todomatsu: Yuko stay away from bad people

Yuko: Oka

Choromatsu: I'm getting my daughter back *pick her up*

Yuko: Da!

Jyushimatsu: Bye our sweet evil sugar life!

Ichimatsu: I'm dying from this....