Angel: *stares at her laptop* can't believe that i find a commercial like this....
Osomatsu: Is it a bad commercial?
Choromatsu: Oh no...i don't want to see it....
Jyushimatsu: I do!
Karamatsu: No Jyushimatsu....you don't need to....
Todomatsu: Oh god...
Ichimatsu: What kind of commercial is it?
Angel: Long long man.....
Osomatsu: Long long what?
Angel: *plays the video*
Osomatsu: Oh my....gummy god....
Choromatsu: What the hell did i just watch?
Jyushimatsu: Is this candy porn?
Karamatsu: *hugs him tight* Jyushimatsu! Oh my little Jyushimatsu!
Jyushimatsu: Huh?
Karamatsu: You much stay pure Jyushimatsu a cinnamon roll but you still have some dirty side in you but still pure. Understand?
Jyushimatsu: Got it
Karamatsu: Alright
Todomatsu: This is a sexual commercial
Ichimatsu: Hot innuendo until the gay part come on but that lady likes big gummy not a small one
Angel: Yeah
Osomatsu: So wait they can't show any innuendo sexual stuff on tv but they allowed this
Choromatsu: Guess they allowed anything on tv now
Karamatsu: Yeah
Osomatsu: Oh hell no if they allowed then i can sing something
Choromatsu: Huh?
Osomatsu: Hey clones get ready!
All the clones: *wearing some devil clothes* okay!
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Choromatsu: What the hell are you guys doing?!
Otsumatsu: A new band called K6 or killed6 ready to play fapping bitch!
Kuchimatsu: Yeah...
Choromatsu: Are you kidding me with this shit?!
Osomatsu: I'm not kidding so hit it!
Otsumatsu: Okay buddy! *plays a music*
Todomatsu: That song is worse!
Karamatsu: Oh my god!
Ichimatsu: What the hell?!
Jyushimatsu: My ears!
Choromatsu: OSOMATSU! THAT SONG IS AWFUL!
Osomatsu: That's my innuendo song if you guys hate it then *put on black sunglasses* you gotta deal with itt
Choromatsu: *take out a fan and starts hitting him* SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH DIRTY IDIOT!
Osomatsu: OW WHAT THE HELL?! OW!
Ichimatsu: Totty
Todomatsu: Yes?
Ichimatsu: Mermaid with a squidling
Totty: Pfft squidling! Oh god why?! *laughs*
Jyushimatsu: So much dirty everywhere in anything
Karamatsu: Bye everyone....
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