The Intriguing Illogical Ideas of I

Thanks, Lush

You know how some people get dirt rings in their bathtubs? You know, when you take a bath and then all the dirt that was floating on top of the water sticks to the side and makes a dirt ring when the water is drained?

Yeah well, thanks to all the fancy bath bombs I got for Christmas or bought with Christmas money, my bathtub now has a glitter ring around it.

Like multicolored glitters in a ring around the bathtub.

Mum doesn't think it's as funny as I do.