Jasmine: *wakes up on Michael I floor*
What happened? Oh yea. Zebratheweirdo followed us then I freaked out huh .-.
Michael's mom: Oh hi Jasmine :D
I was going to call you to see if you would like to go the aquarium with Michael and I
Jasmine: sure sounds fun
*evil thought comes to mind*
Michael's mom: good were leaving in...now :D
Jasmine: *derp face* what?
-le arrive at aquarium-
Michael's mom: ok here we are
*Michael and Jasmine get out of the car*
Bye kids see you in two months
*troll face and troll song plays in the background as she drives away*
Michael & Jasmine: *derp face and go inside aquarium with people staring at them*
Jasmine: Your mom is a troll
Michael: Yep but I have to live with it
Jasmine: *sees squid tank*
Hey Michael could you get us something to eat I'll wait right here
Michael: *shrugs* sure
*Skip's away with a stupid song playing in the background*
Jasmine: Idiot =_=
*runs to squid tank, takes one out and hides it in purse*
Michael: *cartwheels back with a stupid expression on his face and cotten candy*
here :D
Jasmine: your an idiot sometimes you know that right =_=
Michael: *derp face* yep
Jasmine: =_= git *takes squid out of purse and throws it at Michael's face and the head go's into his mouth*
Michael: *Whale noises and flailing arms*
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England: *pops out from under couch* =_= your authors are idiots
Luke: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!?
England: Hetalia crack. I heard peacock sounds and thought that admin needed help.
Admin: *comes from kitchen* I'm right here eyebrows!
England: =_=
YOU ARE READING
Author War's
HumorJasmine and I are in a war were we will hurt eachother in funny ways :D and also have our characters get us out of a situation when we need help