Author War's

We don't even know

Michael: *wakes up in a straight jacket in a ambulance*

What happened

*sees Jasmine staring a him and holding a melon baller*

uhh Jasmine why am I in a straight jacket?

Jasmine: Cause use went bat sh*t crazy thats why! Now were on the way back from the hospital and on the way to your house.

Michael: Then why do you have a melon baller?

Jasmine: *me gusta face*

I like it

Michael: da faq O_o

Jasmine: I also have it because I couldn't find a llama

Michael: Why do you want a llama!?

Jasmine: *derp face and flailing arms*

So I can have llama milk!

Michael: =_= *breaks out of straight jacket and puts Jasmine in the straight jacket*

Jasmine: I want llama's! For I am the llama queen!

Michael: Canada drugged your drink when you weren't looking as payback didn't he =_=

Jasmine: LLAMA'S!!!!!

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Luke: Canada why do you keep drugging our authors =_=

Canada: I thought it would be funny

Luke: uhhhh Canada

Canada: yes

*gets tied up by Luke and thrown into a closet with a drunk Russia*

Russia: Oh hey canada want to play Russian roulette ^J^

Canada: Help me ;-;