In the Pacific, there lived a guy named Jack.
Jack is a boy with dreams of becoming the world's greatest seaman
But the problem is, he takes stuff literally
He thought that the word 'seaman' means a guy who lives at the sea.
So he went to a boat, hijacked it and made it his house
It has been 17 years since then
And the world didn't even gave shit already
Plus the boat it sinking anyway
But Jack didn't care, cuz he will live in the sea
"YOU KNOW WHAT WEIRD WRITER! IMMA JUMP OFF THE SEA!!"
WTF JACK?! DO YOU HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING DEATH WISH?!?!
"SO?"
And Jack jumped off the boat, and swam, finding an island filled with bikini babes.
Turns out, he was just a few meters away from Hawaii.
THE END
ALTERNATE ENDING:
As Jack jumped off the boat and swam to the island.
And he saw nothing
Except a coconut tree, a hut, and a castaway lady.
They fell in love and have 5 kids.
THE END
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