Just five steps and you'll get a 99 Rated WaqueKoala in your trainer kit. And its all free!
Step 1:
Watch all seasons of Game of Thrones
Step 2:
Follow a trail of dry sarcastic comments and idiotic lines
Step 3:
Shout "Zelda is a boy and you play as him!" Do this 10 times
Step 4:
Play either some All Time Low music or Ed Sheeran's tunes.
Step 5:
Threaten him about his crush until he arrives with a knife about a 11 inches long, and say, "So... I heard you like pain..." as he smirks like Satan. And you know the rest
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Dirty Laundry - WaqueKoala's Official Rantbook
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