How to Spot a wild WaqueKoala in 5 easy steps

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Just five steps and you'll get a 99 Rated WaqueKoala in your trainer kit. And its all free!

Step 1:

Watch all seasons of Game of Thrones

Step 2:

Follow a trail of dry sarcastic comments and idiotic lines

Step 3:

Shout "Zelda is a boy and you play as him!" Do this 10 times

Step 4:

Play either some All Time Low music or Ed Sheeran's tunes.

Step 5:

Threaten him about his crush until he arrives with a knife about a 11 inches long, and say, "So... I heard you like pain..." as he smirks like Satan. And you know the rest

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