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🎶Dirty laundry, is piling in her room, she's got her secrets, yeah I've got mine too...🎶
A guy with a weird set of skills, tells his story of fun and adventure.
Or WaqueKoala™ being a storyteller for fun, and profit
Part 1 of the...
It was a pretty good day in the middle of the multiverse, random flying creatures were chirping, girlish screams were heard, and me lying on a lawn chair lazing around like a potato.
(Derived in MinunAmour's Truth or Dare, where Ash ran away due to Serena getting preggers. And happy heart's month to all lovers out there. And all single humans, beer is on me)
Me: Ah... this is the life, no stuff, no stress, and most importantly, no *and a portal opens in front of him*
Ash: AHHH!!! *lands in the ground*
Me: DUDE WHAT THE HECK?!
Ash: Please sir, you need to help me. I need to hide.
Me: From what?
Ash: Responisbility!
Me: Ehh, shouldn't you be doing that?
Ash: I CAN'T! I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A KID!
Me: So? Its your fault you let it fly in her, and not even using protection. Look at you, a ten year old that im...
Ash: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OR NOT!
Me: Mmm... uh fine, hide in that shed, I won't care if someone finds you or whatever
Ash: Thanks *runs to the shed*
Me: Somehow I feel sorry for the girl. *continues lazing off*
Meanwhile...
Misty: Are you sure he landed here?
Minun's Side Devil: Yup!
Serena: Are we even *throws up*
Minun: *sighs* Well here goes my vacation
Plusle: Correction, our.
Serena: Sorry about dragging you guys here *and sees my house* Guys there is a house there, and its all purple?
Misty: *grabs the "Knocking the house" hammer* OPEN UP!
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN ME SWAMP??!!
Minun: Waque?
Me: WHAT?!
Plusle: How rude!
Me: SORRY! THE PA SYSTEM IN THE HOUSE IS BROKEN!!
Minun: Can we go in??
Me: Sure come in *and the door opens*
Misty: *grabs me* WHERE IS ASH?!
Me: I SWEAR I DO- wait did you say Ash?
Minun: *eating a cookie*
Plusle: *glares*
Minun: What? I was hungry.
Plusle: Oh sure...
Me: Mmm, yeah I've seen him
Misty: WHERE?! *brings out a knife*
Serena: *sighs* Misty, please put the knife down
Misty: Fine, but I'll get to punch him
Me: Su-
Serena: NO! Please, I'll just talk to him
*A few moments later, and me being a lazy guy with a reason to do this timeskip, oh yeah Misty punched Ash in the gut. =)*
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Me: So let me get this straight, you wanna get married?
Ash: Yes
Me: Sure but, do you guys have any idea that you are not of legal age?
Misty: *facepalms* This is gonna be a long day
Minun: *arrives while eating a cookie* So... what did I miss?
Me: Where did you get that?
Minun: *sweatdrops* Uhh... *runs*
Me: HEY GET BACK HERE!!! MY COOKIES!!!
Plusle: *disappointed* I just wanna go back in vacation ( T-T)
Me: Oh, yeah there is a resort near this house, In portal... ABK-2I038192389237
So everything went back to normal, everyone went back to their businesses and Ash and Serena are still having a baby. Idk what will happen next. TO BE CONTINUED ON:
ON THE NEXT SHIP THAT THE GIRL GETS PREGGERS. AGAIN. BY SOME DARE WE FANS WANT FOR UM... LIKE THAT WISH FULFILLMENT THING THAT COLLEGEHUMOR DID FOR GAME OF THRONES. AND FANFICTIONS THAT THE FANS MADE TO SATISFY THEIR THIRST FOR MORE CHARACTERS. NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME IN WRITING THIS BOLD AND ITALICIZED THING THAT I COULD MAKE MY THESIS. SEE YA KIDS LATER, PEACE
