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Operation: Find Ash (WaqueKoala's Version of a Lovestory Redux)

A big redo for the chapter WaqueKoala's Version of a Lovestory. So sit back relax and enjoy this random headcanon after Ash left in MinunAmour's truth or dare.

WaqueKoala's Private Pool, 1338 Hours

Plusle: *enjoying the comforts of vacation*
Minun: *eating cookies*
WaqueKoala: Umm, sir and ma'am, this... this is my private pool you are enjoying on.
Plusle: *looks at WaqueKoala*Oh waiter, where is my strawberry shake?
WK: Ma'am for the 5th time, I AM NOT A WAITER. And insult to injury... WHY ARE YOU EVEN RELAXING ON MY POOL ANYWAY?!?!
Minun: Sorry... but she was pretty excited for this... and I hate water *shivers*
WK: *sighs* Fine. Plus I think this will be a good business anyway.

*Three Hours later, The WaqueKoala Water Park was born*

CJ: Why am I here again?
WK: Don't you see my cubey friend, I'm getting rich by a minute!
CJ: Oh really? Enlighten me.
WK: *points at the gate, with lots of people getting in* See?
CJ: Wow...
Akiera: On the brightside, I get free donuts!
CJ: Who invited you again?
WK: *sighs* Its part of our link as two idiot siblings
Akiera: HEY! YOU ARE THE IDIOT SIBLING NOT ME!😡
WK: WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS! *butts head*😬
Akiera: What did you just call me ice breath? I AM A QUEEN!!!😡
WK: Oh? Wanna prove me wrong water ballerina?😏
Akiera: You're on snowflake!😈
*they battle*
CJ: *facepalms* Why am I stuck with two idiots *serves drinks*😑

*clashes between ice and water awes the audience*

Minun: *awestruck*
Plusle: *was watching until she sees someone familiar* Mm? Hey Miny?
Minun: Yeah?
Plusle: Are you seeing what I am seeing?
Minun: *still focused on the battle* Yes...
Plusle: *just sighs and goes to the girls with honey blonde and orange hair* Serena? Misty? What are you guys doing here?
Misty: Oh you know, trying to find Ash.
Serena: I was just dragged along... 😧

*Meanwhile in the fight*

Akiera: WHY THE HELL DID YOU ADDED ME IN THIS STORY ANYWAY?!
WK: CUZ ITS A REDUX! I DON'T GIVE TEN SHITS IF READERS COME IN THIS PLACE, PLUS MORE CHARACTERS MORE FUN!
Akiera: MAKES SENSE BAKA NII-CHAN

*and fighting stops*

WK: Anyway... where is CJ?
Akiera: *points to a PC*
CJ: *Playing ROS*
WK: Okaaay then...
Akiera: So... I'mma go to the foodstand gonna get me some donuts *runs off*
WK: *grumbles* Seventh Graders and their love of food *sees money* Oh! A quarter!

*With Akiera; bumps at Misty*

Misty: HEY WATCH IT!😡
Akiera: Sorry!
Serena: So... where can we find him?
Misty: Well I have my 'Irresponsible Idiots' Hammer with me.
*WK arrives at the scene with Minun*
Minun: So cookies magically drops when you clap?
WK: Probably, absolutly yes.
Minun: Ooo, I like the sound of th... *sees Misty and Serena* Misty? And Serena?
Plusle: MINY!!!
Serena: Minun? Plusle? Wait... are you trying to find Ash too?
Minun: No bu...
Plusle: Wait Ash?
WK: Ash? As in the thing from volcanoes?
Misty: *punches WK* NO!
Plusle: *giggles* Typical Misty
CJ: Wait... Ash? I think I saw him at the tiki bar, moping about responsibility.
Misty: Well the tiki bar it is *grabs Serena, Minun and Plusle*
Plusle: M...my vacation...
WK: Wait... when did the tiki bar appeared?
CJ: Right now
WK: Meh, fanfiction logic, say wanna make rude comments on a pineapple?
CJ: You're on!
Akeira: Guys! Wait for me!!!!

*meanwhile at the tiki bar*

Misty: Excuse me!
Howland (an OC of mine): Yes miss?
Minun: Sir do you have a coo-
Misty: Have you seen a guy with z-marks?!
Howland: Mmm...
Lyarra: Nii-chan stop stalling with the orders! *sees Minun and Plusle* OMG! THY ARE SO CUTE!!! *grabs them both*
Plusle: Misty, Serena... a little help?
Minun: *not enjoying, prepares a Thunderbolt*
Howland: LYA! DROP THEM NOW!
Lyarra: But... *gets hit by a thunderbolt, gets knocked out*
Plusle: *slaps Minun* Thats not how you treat people!
Minun: S...sorry
Howland: Sorry bout my sister, she likes to hug.
Plusle: No worry😀
Howland: Say... yeah I think he left a few moments ago, he went to the 'Rant at the Pineapple' booth.
Serena: Well thanks... but is your sister fine?
Lyarra: *still knocked out*
Howland: Meh, she'll live