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forty nine - suggestion

fOR sATZu'S FutuRE
group chat

imnotgay: first of all, who the hell created this group chat?

imnotgay: satzu's future??? who the hell is satzu?

bugsbunnyeon: i suddenly want to strangle jihyo

daddyjeong: babe, calm down

daddyjeong: jihyo is still not fully gay so thats why she's clueless

imnotgay: IM. NOT. GAY. OKAY :)

myouipeng: okkkk who are you?

jokbalislife: dang their usernames are somewhat familiar

myouipeng: how did you guys managed to join us to your group chat

oppachaeng: i added you

myouipeng: !!!!!

myouipeng: SON CHAEYOUNG?!?!?

oppachaeng: yes

dubukim: hi mo

jokbalislife: hOW DARE YOU TO CALL ME BY MY NAME NOW I'M GASPING FOR AIR HERE

daddyjeong: should i call 911?

oppachaeng: they will be fine

myouipeng: but momo is seriously gasping for air right now like a fish got out of the water

myouipeng: why did you say her name?!?!?!?!?

dubukim: ???? am i not allowed to call her in her name?

myouipeng: yOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTANDS US FANGIRLS

oppachaeng: mina calm down lol

myouipeng: hOW DARE YOU TO CALL ME IN MY NAME!? NOW I'M GASPING FOR AIR TOO

imnotgay: you know what i'm gonna leave in this gc if you didnt explain what shit is this

bugbunnyeon: as you can see tzuyu and sana are not included in the group chat

imnotgay: ok im gonna add them here

buhsbunnyeon: nO YOU MOTHERFUCKER

daddyjeong: oh my god i want to strangle jihyo too

imnotgay: wHO THE FUCK IS SATZU!?

dubukim: its sana and tzuyu, combined

imnotgay: wait, dONT TELL ME THAT SATZU IS THEIR CHILD?

oppachaeng: well shit unnie

bugsbunnyeon: jeongyeon, can you pass me the hammer please? i'm just gonna smack it to jihyo's head

imnotgay: if you did that, you'll lose your jobs and nayeon you will be in jail FOREVER BITCH

bugsbunnyeon: im not doing this because i dont wanna lose mah job ok?