So here's the deal: I love these books as much as the next fangirl, and I keep on getting Sherlock ideas, so here I am! Writing a Sherlock one shot/imagine/preference book! It's what the title says it is, obviously!
Yeah....this is a bit of an A/N, but I found something that I think is pretty cool.
So I was looking through the stats for this story (since I haven't done that in forever) and I looked at the map and found something interesting...
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WE HAVE PEOPLE FROM A LOT OF PLACES! WOWIE!
And so I'd like to say hello to everyone from each place, is what I'm saying. Also, I'd like to make a TON of stereotypes about each country, so be prepared.
YO 'MERICA! WASSUP! Yaaaasss. America home of the free and also the place where I live in. 58.824% of the readers are from America! GO MAJORITY. LET'S GO CONQUER MORE LAND, DRINK SOME BEER, AND GET MORE IN DEBT.
'Ello, UK. How've you been? Good, I imagine. Frankly, a large part of me wants to be like "Proper, proper, tea and biscuits", but I know that would be fairly impolite. You own frickin BBC, so I cannot judge. 17.647% of the readers are from the UK. Spot on!
OH CANADA! It's pretty cool up there, eh? (Sorry, I couldn't resist). But then you DO also speak French so....C'est plutôt sympa là-haut, hein? (Also, my French SUUUUCKS.) 1.961% of the readers are from Canada, so not a lot, but some. Pretty cool, to be honest.
Top of the mornin' to ya, Ireland! Here, have some spuds. St. Patrick's day is actually around the corner, so maybe I should get an Irish friend to dress up as a Leprechaun for me so I can make some jokes and be super rude. 1.961% of the readers are from Ireland, so it's nice to see the cool minority.
Hallo Deutschland. Wie geht es dir da drüben? Gut hoffe ich. Oh, keine große Sache über den Zweiten Weltkrieg, oder? Nein? Gut. 5.882% der Leser kommen aus Deutschland. HEIL HITLER. (Nicht wirklich...)
Merhaba Türkiye. Umarım bu hikayeyi FOWL bulamazsın. Bunu yaparsan, her şey hawkard olacak. Yani hesabınızı bulabilirim ve o zaman toucan bu oyunu oynayabilir. Okuyucuların% 1.961'si Türkiye'den geliyor. Taklit emused
Hello, Switzerland. Since I'm not sure which language you would speak, I'm speaking in English. And honestly I don't know any Switzerland stereotype, so ja... 1.961% of the readers are from Switzerland. HI SWITZERLAAAAAND. Oh yeah, your chocolate is very good, isn't it? ALL HAIL SWITZERLAND!!!!
INDIA INDIA INDIA! Might I have some nice, spicy curry? It sounds so nice! I don't know much about India other than they have the Taj Majal, soooooo....3.922% of the readers are from India! WELCOME!!!!!!
FINLAND! I know nothing of Finland except that it is very North and that means that it is very cold so I am very sorry that you have very much snow and cold and ice. Also, it's very dark, isn't it? I'm sorry for that. More time inside, though. 1.961% of the readers are from Finland! YAY!!!!
HELLO, THE PHILIPPINES! HOW ARE YOU! I honestly know nothing about the Philippines. How sad. 1.961% of the readers are from the Philippines! Yay!!!
Hola, Argentina! ¿Cómo estás hoy? I know little of Argentina, so I am sorry for that. Also, my Spanish, like my French, sucks. But oh well! 1.961% of the readers are from Argentina! Wait, that means that it's Summer going into Fall down there, isn't it? Dammit. I'm sick of Winter... CURSE THE EARTH'S TILT!
Annnnnd that's it! So 58.824% from the US, 17.647% from the UK, 5.882% from Germany, 3.992% from India, and 1.961 % from Canada, Ireland, Turkey, Finland, the Philippines, and Argentina! And those numbers add up to......90.268%
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Where's the other 9.732%? WATTPAD EXPLAIN!!!
Anywho, I hope this was interesting to you because it was very interesting to me to know that I have people reading this story from everywhere. It makes me feel kinda small, but loved, y'know? Thank you all so much. I owe you everything because, without you, there would be a large hole in my hear and this story would've never have come this far. Even though it hasn't even gone that far compared to other stories out there, it has made me feel much better about myself.
Did that make sense? Hopefully.
Anywho, to those who've made it this far in the chapter, thank you. You have given my life so much meaning. Wherever you are, I hope you know that YOU, yes you, are important.
(My laptop had just died at that moment, making me want to scream because of the momentum lost. UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!)
