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Writing Prompts

Heyo!

Okay, so since I SUCK at writing unless someone gives me a request, I'm going to have this list of Writing Prompts. Feel free to choose one, two, thre-you know what? However many you like. And then I'll have to come up with a story using them.

(Yes, I have stolen a lot of these. Credit to the original owners, I guess)

Warning, there is swearing.

Here we go......

1. "We really thought it was a good idea."

2. "You're on fire. Literally, your shirt is on the fire."

3. "Letting us go would be wise for your health."

4. "This isn't who you expected, is it?"

5. "Please keep talking. Your nonsense is actually starting to make sense."

6. "You're overthinking this, just go with it. If they try anything, well, just take off their heads."

7. "I don't believe we've met before. I would remember a dumbass like you."

8. "There goes our security deposit."

9. "You made the chicken a hat?"

10. "This crown may be made out of dandelions, but this is the most cherished thing I have."

11. "Will this work? I think it's pretty."

12. "Looking back at what happened, I think the plan was great. It was just those dumbasses who tried to execute the plan."

13. "Whoever allowed this to happen needs to get promoted."

14. "Laughter is the best medicine, here's a humorous card"

15. "Just so we are clear, you didn't stab this person."

16. "I AM FIERY DEATH AND RAGE. WITHER IN FLAME BENEATH MY GAZE"
"What are you, six? Give me the magnifying glass unless you're going to use it properly."

17. "I can't believe everyone here still tolerates you."
"It's not like they can kick me out. I'm the only one who lives here."

18. "I'm giving you ten seconds to remove yourself from my presence."

19. "Was it important? No. Am I going to do it anyway? Yes."

20. "Do I look like a responsible adult? If you said yes, I think you need to rethink that."

21. "I can practically see the anger building."

22. "You think I can't tell when you're lying to me? You have tells. Obvious ones too."

23. "Seeing those two look at each other like that makes me think that love might actually be real."

24. "I don't wanna let you go."

25. "I feel like I have to take care of you because you aren't doing it yourself."

26. "It's like you're a drug and I'm addicted."

27. "Your accent is the most gorgeous thing I have ever heard."

28. "God, you don't know what you fucking do to me."

29. "Want to watch the Muppets and get drunk?"

30. "I'm too sober for this."

31. "Why don't you keep your hands off of what's mine?! Did you hear that? I said back. Off!"

32. "Did you just smell my hair?"
"...no?"

33. "Please don't cry. I hate seeing you cry."

34. "I don't know whether I should be scared or turned on right now."

35. "Wow, you are the first person that's made me bleed in a very long time. I should congratulate you. Maybe buy you dinner. Unfortunately for you though, I just killed you, so I can't really do that. Whoops." (Long one, I know.)

36. "Focus on me, okay?"

37. "You say the strangest things. One would think that you're not from this time period."

38. "Maybe this wasn't a good idea, but hey! Now we have a dog."

39. "Talking? To people? Don't be ridiculous!"

40. "I can sense I already don't like you."

41. "So I brought the snacks. Who are we murdering tonight?"

42. "Listen to me very closely. You. Are. An. Idiot."

43. "If you're waiting for her, she's not coming."
"No she is. She promised she would."
"Oh I forgot. She's great with promises, isn't she?"

44. "You will be the death of me, and I if you."

45. "You're not stupid. Just uneducated."

46. "Why did you make me say that?"
"Because I wanted to make sure."

47. "I really want to fight someone right now."

48. "Watch your language! There are children present."
"Seriously? He's twenty years old!"

49. "I'm pregnant, not dying."

50. "Can I kiss you?"
"Again."

That's all for now, I guess. I'll probably add more if I feel like it, but PLEASE USE THESE I'M DESPERATE.

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed!

REQUEST ARE FRICKIN OPEN PEOPLE!

-Kris