Not requested but I thought of it on my way from the store. Plus I haven't updated in forever so I decided hey why not update, even if it is short?
Keith's Pov
"Lance? What's for dinner, babe?" I called out to my husband of four-and-a-half years. I walked into the kitchen and dead-panned. My loving husband was sitting in his boxer briefs, on the counter, eating nothing but creamed cheese. FROM THE CONTAINER.
"You'll only end up sitting on the couch eating bread FROM THE BAG, dipping it in anything runnier then bread." - Dylan Moran's 'Monster'
"Hiya babe!" He cheerfully mumbles with a mouth full of creamed cheese. He waves at me with a goofy smile on his face.
"Lance? Just... What. The. Fuck?"
"Theres no more food... So I grabbed the creamed cheese!" He eats another glob from his finger.
I sigh but join in on eating creamed cheese.
