FrUk Oneshots (Requests Open)

The Cat is having kittens

Somehow no one knew that Frances cat was a girl, and guess what my friends? It's pregnat.
At first the two thought the cat was just sick, then it laid down it's bed and something was coming out of it.
"OH MY GOD!" Arthur yelled, Francis rushed out of the bathroom a towel around his waist.
"Holy shit." Francis said in French.
"IS THAT A KITTEN?!"
"What? Non. Mon cat is a-" with each step Francis got closer only to realise that his cat was giving birth.
Crumpet came running into he room, and seemed to be encouraging his lover.
"Your cats a girl." Arthur exalimed
"It's having kittens." Francis said
"WHAT DO WE DO?!" Arthur yelled
"Not panic! Do not panic!" Francis Sid panicking himself.
Arthur began to pace around the room, while Francis called Alfred.
"MY CATS A GIRL AND ITS HAVING KITTENS!" Francis yelled in the phone.
"I AM GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER!"
Arthur took the phone.
"Alfred dear, what do we do?"
"You can't do anything, except maybe move the kittens to the moms milk if Crumpet isn't already doing that."
"Yes, thank you."
Then he hung up the phone, the two looked at the two cats. Crumpet was moving the second kitten to it's mothers breast.
"Oh my God." Arthur said.
"Mon dieu." Francis sighed. "They are so precious."
"Should we call a vet?"
"Mr. Lopez from down the hall is a vet I'll go get him!" Francis said rushing towards the door.
"FRANCIS CLOTHES!" Arthur yelled.
"Ah yes of course!"
Francis grabbed a robe, and ran out the door still putting it on.

By the time the Frenchman returned with the doctor, the cat was done giving birth.
"She seems fine." The vet said.
"Just tired now, if something does seem wrong with her or the kittens please do tell me, I'll check on them in a week."

"Merci John." Francis said,
"Yes, thank you. How much do we owe-"
"Nothing. I don't take money from friends good day." He said walking out of the home, nervous the two men would follow him to give him money.

The two men sat close to the four cats, beaming over them.
"Look at them." Francis cooed.
"I know." Arthur sighed. "Good job Crumpet, you say cat."

"So what do we name them?"
"Well lets see." Francis said carefully petting the two kittens, the two parents glaring at him.
"Two girls."
"Madeline." Francis said for the one that looked way to much like Crumpet.
"Okay then Amelia for the other one."

They stayed quiet for a while, adjusting their positions a few times to look at the small cat family.
"Arthur, we're grandparents now." Francis said.
"Thanks for the obvious remark." Arthur replied, though inside they were both mentally squealing like two teenage girls.