54{Oh Girl Nooo}

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Harry's pov

I walked in I got off early and I brought home Popeyes knowing Alexis loved Popeyes

I set the food at the dinning room table then walked down the hall I peeked in on Darcy she was laying on her stomach playing leap pad "hey sugar plum daddy's home" I greeted she got on her knees making grabbie hands to me I walked over and hugged her

"I miss you" she cooed

"Awww I missed you too" I pulled away "after dinner you're gunna have a bath then daddy is gunna read you a bedtime story whichever one you want" I smiled she gasped

"Ooo ooo daddy read hungry hungry caterpillar?!" She squeaked

"Absolutely" I nodded "pick out some pjs too okay I'm gunna go tell mummy and uncle Niall hi then we'll have dinner" she nodded way too excited to seriously listen

I walked out and to my room I opened the door but just a bit Alexis was talking and I wanted to hear what she had to say

"No Niall serious so she's in my face she's calling me a bitch and whatever like in my face ,like my personal space bubble gone pop boom, so I go 'Back The Fuck Up'" she said it very intimidating

Niall nodded very interestedly "because you're the only one who got an A?"

but I kinda paused for a second Niall and Alexis both had on glittery face masks ,she'd gotten me to wear that before too, but he was painting her nails black as she was sitting with her feet up in his lap her other already painted hand was up making gestures

She talked with her hands pretty much anytime she was really into a topic

"Yeah just because I passed and she failed and I got the bonus like bitch use those 3 brain cells you have" she waved her hand "I was always a teachers pet like always I mean you wanna get good with the people who can help you ya know so she was calling me the teachers pig and whatever the fuck behind my back, at the time I had 2 rings so I turned around and said 'Bitch don't make my line up my rings and punch the ugly out of you... it may take awhile you one grotesque fugly whore'"

Niall gasped "you didn't say that!"

"I DID! I did so she called me a burrito eating bitch and I was kinda like 'yes? You called?'" She laughed "who the fuck doesn't like burritos like ooh state the obvious that really hurts my feels" she rolled her eyes and looked at her nails "you did really good" she praised

"Thanks" he finished closing the polish "That's kinda funny burrito eating bitch like how is that insulting that's like calling me a beer drinking bastard" he shook his head "next time I'm in a fight I should call you for come backs"

"I get it from my grandfather the Hispanic one ooh Niall he was quick as shit and he cut deep too" she nodded "my idol" she laughed

I figured I could pop in now I opened the door "hey guys" she gasped

"HARRY you're home early!" I walked over and leaned down kissing her careful not to kiss the mask

"Mm you smell like chicken" she commented as she pulled away

"Yeah you do...where's the chicken?!" Niall stood dropping Alexis's feet I laughed

"I brought home Popeyes for dinner"

"YESSS" Alexis screamed "Niall lets go wash our faces!" She and him ran to the bathroom ,well she more so waddled there

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