But then, after singing Rockabye, I realized: I was no longer into Avriel Kaplan.
So instead, I walked over to the man grinning at me and smacked him, screaming at Elliot to tell him to never be seen with me again.
The crowd stiffened, as I cackled hysterically, "YOU BEEHIVES THOUGHT I CHANGED! WELL GUESS WHAT I DIDN'T YOOT!"
With that, I kicked over Kevin's cello and swished my hair back and forth like a floofy mop. Afterwards, I began bang my head on the microphone stand, as Mitch and Scott joined me (for I had hypnotized them with my awesome hair shaking.)
"WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP," WE BELLOWED HAPPILY, DABBING AWAY INTO THE DISTANCE AS ELLIOT FLEW AWAY ON HIS DRAGON. THEN, LOOKING AT HIS FOREHEAD, I GASPED.
MY BABY DRAGON WAS HARRY POTTER!!!
"YER A WIZARD ELLIOT!" HAGRID SCREAMED AS I LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY.
"WE'RE ALL WIZARDS NOW!" I HOWLED, THOUGH I TURNED INTO A HUSKY WEREWOLF HYBRID THING.
"YAAAAAAAASSSS!" I SQUEALED SINCE I LOVED HUSKYS AND THEREFORE NOW LOVED MYSELF AS MITCH AND KEVIN BEGAN TO VOGUE.
"DOOP DOOP DI DOO!" KEVIN BEATBOXED.
"AGEIWJAJAKAHAKAOI" MITCH SCREECHED HIS HIGHEST NOTE.
"BAAAAA," AVI BLARED HIS LOWEST NOTE, SO LOW THAT WE WERE ALL DEAF NOW!
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Rockabye (Sequel to Attention, A Kavi Fanfic)
FanfictionBest Kirstie Maldonado Fanfic- Best Kavi Fanfic- PTX Fanfic Awards 2018 ******************************************* "Now she got a six-year-old. Trying to keep him warm. Trying to keep all the cold. When he looks in her eyes, he don't know h...
