everything is fine

uno

5:42 pm est

pete w added mikey w, ryan r, patrick s and frnk i to a group chat!

frnk i named the chat you are all motherfuck

pw: frank you hoe

fi: :-)

fi: wtf even is this

pw: all my good friends stfu

fi: can i add people

pw: no bitch not yet

pw: where even is everyone

mw: jesus christ

mw: oh hey this is not a lot of people

pw: these r just a few of my friends lol

pw: where's ryan

mw: band practice he'll be here

fi: who the fuck ARE YOU

mw: who the fuck are YOU???

fi: im ur god

fi: u mortal peasant

mw: oof

pw: FUCKIGN HELL STOP SAYING OOF

mw: oof

ps: pete why the hell did you add me to a chat

ps: i don't know these people

pw: ok but my mission is to make u guys friends

pw: because u all have a common interest: me :-)

fi: fuck off i don't like you

pw: :-(

ps: are these your tumblr friends

pw: yes

pw: not all of them but yes

pw: anyways introduce yourselves

pw: frank go first ur a hoe

fi: bitch

fi: it's ur fucking chat u go first

pw: frank everyone here knows me already

mw: whomst are you??

mw: i have never heard of you in my life

fi: see ???

ps: jesus christ

pw: fine you asswipes

pw: my name is jason (he/him/rat) and i am a rat

mw: i used to have a pet rat

ps: you are by far the biggest goddamn rat i know

pw: thx man

pw: anyways it's ur turn frank

fi: fine jason u bitchass rat

fi: i am FRANK and i will steal both ur boyfriend AND ur girlfriend

fi: also if any of u sell weed hmu

mw: ^^

rr: what the fuck

rr: who has weed i want weed

pw: RYAN UR HERE

pw: INTRODUCE URSELF

rr: uh ok

rr: i'm ryan and i play guitar and i also have a boyfriend so you better not be trying to set me up with someone you asshole