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hayley w sent a message to ALL HAIL AWSTEN!

hw: so like in conclusion waluigi is a power bottom thank you for coming to my ted talk

hw: send tweet drops mic

fi: that was the worst thing i've ever read with my own two eyes

hw: i seriously doubt that

awsten k left the chat

hw: woah that's new

fi: another one bites the dust

fi: and another one gone and another one gone

hw: maybe it was an accident??

fi: maybe

hayley w added awsten k to ALL HAIL AWSTEN

hw: dude why'd you leave us smh

awsten k left the chat

hw: dude!!!

g😳: he doesn't want to be on here rn he's pretty upset :/

fi: oh why what happened

g😳: i'm not sure he hasn't told me anything yet

hw: oh man tell him i hope he feels better soon

fi: yeah me too i need him back here the chat feels lonely without him

hw: that's sweet i fuck w that

fi: well nobody else talks about anything remotely interesting so

hw: i just told you all about how waluigi is a power bottom excuse me

fi: that was NOT interesting

tj: stop texting me i'm taking a bath

tyler j left the chat

hw: sorry but who the fuck is tyler j and who put him here

fi: another one bites the dust..... and another one gone and another one gone

hw: you already said that dumb fuck

fi: the song has more than one chorus, dumb fuck

g😳: "stop texting me i'm taking a bath"

g😳: is nobody gonna wonder why he said that

hw: well he wanted us to shut the fuck up so that he can take his bath

fi: assuming his gender now, are we

hw: "his"

fi: FUCK

hw: you tried

fi: bro idk if you noticed or not but there are like 5 new people on here and idk who any of them are

fi: Who Put Them Here

hw: my first guess would be awsten and ally

fi: who's ally

hw: DUMBASS

g😳: i'm shakmnig ad crying i can't belive you dotn know austin and ally......

fi: my iq is too high for disney channel

hw: r/iamverysmart

fi: damn right i am, did you know i watch rick and morty? To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

hw: very insightful

g😳: dude that meme has been dead

fi: shut the fuck up jeff

ps: so i'm back?? hi??

hw: whomst'd've art thou

fi: smh only 90s kids remember when patrick was actually active on here

fi: hi dad

ps: hi adoptive child

hw: franklin you were born in the year 2000

fi: shh close enough

ps: obviously i've missed a lot is any of it important

fi: well uhh there are like 17 new people now for some reason

fi: where were you omg

ps: avoiding this chat because i'm dumb lmao

fi: what does that mean

ps: idk

hw: *in kazoo kid voice* wait a minute. who ARE you?

fi: wannabe awsten headass

hw: trust me in no universe do i want to be awsten

ps: i'm your special friend! :)

g😳: that sounds kinda weird idk tho

hw: geoff doesn't know you on kazoo pass it on

ps: oh yeah i remembered why i came back

ps: pete wants me to put him back do i listen

fi: NO

fi: NEIN

fi: NON

fi: idk any other languages

hw: damn what did he do to you

fi: nothing i just want to be the main character for once you feel

g😳: i feel

hw: stfu lol both of you are pretty much main characters at this point

g😳: not really ;/

hw: well i think you've earned it

g😳: thanks hayley :)

fi: who are some underrated characters

fi: i say patrick

ps: no omg im not worthy

fi: shut the fuck up ur one of my favorite ppl on here

hw: am i one of ur favorite people too???

fi: no u suck

hw: :(

ps: well you're one of my favorite people, person i don't know

hw: aw you're one of my favorite people too, stranger!!!

fi: this is a prime example of lesbian solidarity