everything is fine

treinta y tres

sent at 6:03 pm est

mikey w sent a message to mikey is a fortnite gamer!

mw: what the fuck is this name

mw: fortnite is for losers, real pros play minecraft hunger games 😎👊👌🔥💯

pw: truth tea

pw: woah is it only us on here right now

mw: i think so

pw: omfg

pw: does this mean i get to be nsfw in the group chat

g😳: no, absolutely not

g😳: i'm a child please be considerate

pw: goddamnit geoff

mw: we literally have a private conversation why would you ever feel the need to be nsfw in the group chat

pw: idk

pw: everyone's gotta see my dick

pw: geoff do u wanna see my dick

g😳: i'm gonna have to pass on that one

g😳: i'm trying to live a life free of unsolicited nudes

pw: lol

pw: it's funny bc i don't even have one

pw: rn i've just got a roll of socks that i put in my pants

g😳: wait what

pw: nothing

pw: i could probably get a real packer if i asked

mw: you cant say nothing and then keep talking about it

mw: that's not how it works

g😳: can you pls explain i wanna know what's happening :(

pw: fine hh

pw: i lost my penis in a tragic motor accident

pw: it was pretty gory

mw: i fucking swear

g😳: i honestly can't tell if you're joking or not

pw: i'm being deadass

mw: no he's not

mw: lmao imagine getting into an accident and ur dick gets chopped off but the rest of u is absolutely fine

pw: maybe ur like jacking off while driving and then u crash and u accidentally rip it off

mw: can u get a ticket for road masturbation

pw: frank probably knows

pw: for what it's worth i blew my ex while he was driving one time and we got pulled over so

mw: but did u get a ticket

pw: no just a stern talking to from a cop and everlasting shame

g😳: this is so wild

mw: ikr my life could never

pw: just wait until we're able to meet :-)

mw: i'm scared :(

pw: ;-)

g😳: okay mikey i advise you to run as far away as you can

mw: already on it

mw: do i go to canada or mexico

g😳: mexico, you can just keep running south if he finds you

mw: good thinking