everything is fine

cuarenta y seis

sent at 6:11 pm est!

ray t sent a message to awsten fan club!

rt: i know i'm late but are you guys okay??

hw: 1) late to what

hw: 2) no we're never okay but thanks for asking

rt: not to be creepy or anything but i was just reading through everything you guys have sent on here and wow you're all so sad :/

rt: i meant that i'm late to this group chat thing as a whole

hw: there were only like 4 people on here at first and then all hell broke loose somehow

hw: im not one of the originals i can't tell you how

rt: no offense but you guys used to be so funny what happened

hw: "used to be" damn it really be like that

hw: i think once mikey left us for dead we started going downhill 😔👊

rt: mikey way??

hw: i don't fucking know his last name man do i look like a stalker

rt: no but you look like you're his friend and you might know

hw: i've talked to him like 3 times during my entire time on this chat i definitely don't know

ak: QUESTION: WHY ISN'T THIS GROUP CHAT FUNNY ANYMORE?

ak: RESEARCH: AROUND FEBRUARY-MARCH THE CHAT KIND OF DIED. IT WAS ALSO AROUND THIS PERIOD WHEN FRANKLIN HAD BEEN REMOVED FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME AND MIKEY HAD TOTALLY DIED ON US. HOWEVER, PATRICK HAD ALSO MADE A COMEBACK WHICH MAY BE TOTALLY UNRELATED BUT IT'S A GOOD DETAIL TO KEEP AN EYE ON. EVERYONE ELSE WAS AS DEAD AS USUAL WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OTHER RYAN MAKING AN APPEARANCE SOMETIME DURING THE SLOW DEATH OF THE CHAT.

ak: HYPOTHESIS: IF WE RESTORE THE CHAT TO THE CONDITIONS IT WAS IN BEFORE IT GOT BAD, THEN WE WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT FUNNY AGAIN, BECAUSE THAT'S JUST SCIENCE MAN

ak: EXPERIMENT TIME

hw: are you doing a fucking science project man

ak: DUH

hw: i expected nothing less of you

rt: dude stop using caps lock you're scaring me

ak: FUCK YOU

rt: alright fuck you too i guess :/

hw: he's like 3 months old you don't wanna fuck him

rt: don't worry i'm not gay nor am i a pedo

hw: well that's a big relief

ak: EW A HETERO

hw: aren't you straight too

ak: WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT

rt: am i really the only straight person on here goddamn

hw: other ryan might be i'm not sure

hw: patrick?? isn't he straight

ak: NO HE'S GOT THAT WEIRD CRUSH ON PETE OR SMTH 😔😔

hw: wtf when did he ever say that

ak: I'M A GOOD DETECTIVE

hw: i seriously doubt that that's true dude do u really think that pete's his only male friend

ak: YOU WOULDN'T DOUBT IT IF YOU STALKED BOTH OF THEM ON SOCIAL MEDIA LIKE I DID OWO

ak: PLUS HE TOLD ME LOL

hw: not to use the lord's name in vain or anything but jesus fucking christ WHAT

pw: what lmao

hw: omfg awsten look what you did you summoned him

ak: WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT HE DECIDED TO SHOW UP RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT

hw: it's your fault for talking about this in the group chat that both of them are on dipshit

hw: i've elected that i don't want to be here for this conversation otherwise i will die due to the overwhelming amount of secondhand embarrassment goodbye

hayley w left the chat

ak: HAYLEY NO I NEED YOU FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT

rt: i'm here for you dude

ak: I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE

rt: oh ok :(

pete w removed patrick s from the chat

pw: awsten are u serious

ak: WILL U KILL ME IF I SAY I AM

pw: no?????

ak: YEAH IM SERIOUS

ak: HE TOLD ME ON ACCIDENT THOUGH I THINK HE TEXTED ME INSTEAD OF GEE OR SMTH

rt: dude,, why'd you tell us if you weren't even supposed to know in the first place

rt: you totally just betrayed his trust

ak: IDK I DONT HAVE A FUCKING FILTER MAN IM SORRY IT WAS RELATED TO OUR CURRENT TOPIC OF CONVERSATION

ak: IM SORRY I PROBABLY JUST RUINED UR LIFE

pw: ig it's ok i'll just like delete this off of his phone or something h

pw: goddamn what's with the ppl in this chat exposing other ppls crushes on me 😔😔

ak: OK I FEEL BETTER KNOWING THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE

pw: it was so much worse last time lmao frank has absolutely no chill

ak: FRANK HAS A CRUSH ON U????

pw: no dumbass frank told me that mikey has a crush on me lol it's complicated u had to have been here

pw: i wouldn't be surprised if he did though i'm a master of seduction :-)

ak: NOT WITH UR FUCKIN EMOJI NOSES UR NOT

pw: shut up mikey thinks they're cute so that overrules your dumb opinion

pw: ANYWAYS let's just all agree to never talk about this whole Ordeal again unless patrick brings it up ok

ak: IM RIGHT BEHIND U

rt: me too

pw: ok

pete w added patrick s and hayley w to awsten fan club!

ak: WE SHOULD CHANGE THE NAME I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE HAVING A FAN CLUB ANYMORE

pw: well do u have any suggestions

awsten k renamed the chat geoff fan club!

pw: yeah that works

rt: in conclusion, this chat will never be funny again and awsten's experiment is a flop

ak: SHUT UP I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS READY TO COLLECT RESULTS YET