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awsten k sent a message to THE MASTURBATOR!

ak: PPL KEEP BULLYING ME BECAUSE I HAVE A COOL NAME :(

g😳: eat them alive

ak: VORE IS WACK

fi: full offense but if i met someone whose name was awsten i'd probably beat them up

ak: LOL IMAGINE SPENDING 9 MONTHS IN THE WOMB ONLY TO COME OUT AND BE NAMED FRANKLIN

fi: u have a white kid name

ak: I AM A WHITE KID DUMBASS

ak: ANYWAYS I THINK MY NAME IS COOL SO FUCK U SWEATIE

g😳: sweatie

ak: U TOO JEFF

gw: i hate my name uwu

fi: gee is so cute tho hh

gw: lol i hate it tho

ak: WHY ARE U NICE TO HER BUT MEAN TO ME

frank i renamed the chat put awsten down

ak: THIS IS BULLYING 🤮🤮🤮🤮

ak: IM BABY

gw: stop being mean to the baby frank

ak: *SHITS DIAPER*

fi: THAT is EXACTLY why i am mean to him

g😳: omg i hate my name too

g😳: but like for absolutely no reason i just think it's gross

ak: AT LEAST UR NOT NAMED OSWALD

g😳: fair point

fi: who the fuck is named oswald

ak: ITS PROBABLY UR MIDDLE NAME

gw: i have vague childhood memories of some show on nickelodeon about an octopus named oswald

g😳: what the fuck

ak: I KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT SJJDJS

ak: HOLY SHIT

ak: FRANKLIN WAS ONE OF THOSE SHOWS TOO AND FUCKING

ak: LITTLE BILL

ak: BOB THE BUILDER

ak: MISS SPIDERS SUNNY PATCH HOLY FUCK SKDJDNC

ak: AND THAT ONE BITCH IN IT LOOKED LIKE FLASHBACK MARY

fi: of course u watch james charles

ak: I LIKE TO DO MAKEUP ON MY SISTER

gw: you have........ a sister

ak: YEAH AND SHE'S COOLER THAN FRANKLIN

g😳: she is really cool

fi: damn i feel bad for her she had to grow up with you

ak: I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR MOM SHE HAD TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR WACK ASS

fi: no u

gw: uhh anyways here's to the early 2000s kids that remember oswald

gw: even though i'm a late 90s kid i like to pretend

g😳: pretty much everyone in this chat is an early 2000s kid because people younger than that aren't allowed

ak: YEAH BUT THIS IS ONLY FOR THOSE OF US THAT REMEMBER OSWALD

g😳: oof i don't

g😳: i was raised on disney lol not nickelodeon