everything is fine

quince

5:47 am est

mikey w sent a message to pete w

mw: listen okay

mw: i am bad at. Things

mw: but like fuck it right skkdjddjjf

pw: what are you on

mw: FUCK KWFJEJF

mw: I THOUGHT YOUD BE ASLEEP

pw: in what universe would i ever go to sleep

pw: why are you still awake

mw: because

mw: i'm gonna go now bye

pw: :-(

pw: u can talk to me

mw: dkskfkskd

mw: you ruined it by not being ASLEEP

pw: fine do you want me to go to sleep

mw: sksksk you're just gonna pretend that you're sleeping when you're. Not

pw: wow thanks for trusting me 😔👊

mw: sjjdjsjd it's not you

mw: i'm sorry rekjeknddn

pw: you keyboard smash so much

pw: like i get it ur gay smh

mw: omg

mw: i'm honestly such a mess idk why i thought this would be a good idea

pw: lmao ur cute

mw: stop

pw: no

pw: what's the distance from whatever the fuck, new jersey to chicago again

mw: it's belleville

mw: 785 miles

pw: ok

pw: i wish my arms were 785 miles long so that i could hug u

mw: i don't even know how to respond to that

pw: how about "thank u peter i'm lov u"

mw: thank u peter i'm lov u

pw: hm what is mikey short for

pw: michael? michelangelo? micycle? who knows

mw: MICYCLE WHAT THE F UC K

pw: u know like

pw: bike, bicycle

pw: mike, micycle

pw: except with a y at the end

mw: you are. High

pw: only on life my good sir

mw: and it's short for m i c h a e l

pw: i think i like micycle better

mw: please do not call me that ever again

pw: understandable, have a blessed day

mw: lmao my alarm goes off in like 10 minutes and i haven't slept at ALL

mw: catch me repeating 11th grade 😔👊

pw: sometimes i forget that ur out here, younger than me

pw: ur like. A small child

mw: it's,,,, literally a year difference,,,,,,,,,,

pw: ur a BABY

pw: and it's actually more like 15 months haha

mw: how do u know my birthday

pw: gee told me

pw: she also said that our zodiac signs are incompatible and that we should file for divorce sksksks

mw: i'll yeet her into the virgo constellation

pw: u know it be like that

pw: wait this is off topic sorry but u know the Group Chat

pw: sksks i almost forgot about this but i hacked into patrick's phone the other day with my superior hacking skillz 😎😎😎

pw: and there's a whole ass other chat with all those ppl but us dedicated to Shipping Us

pw: and that's just wild af

mw: W h a t

mw: now i'm REALLY gonna go yeet gee into outer space

mw: but tell me more i'm intrigued

pw: it's not much really it's basically just them being creepy but that's to be expected

mw: kaskks

pw: it's so Wild though like ,,

pw: people r really out there,,,

mw: yes pete people really are out there

mw: i'm honestly not surprised @ the chat though this is what you get for being so gay

pw: i've been nothing but strictly heterosexual for the entire time i've been on that chat wtf is this

mw: ok name one time you talked about how much you love girls

pw: *sweats*

mw: exactly.

mw: FUCK SLDNSKG WMY ALARM JUST WENT OFF I FORGOT ABOUT IT

mw: IM SO ALARMED

pw: that's why they call it that

mw: I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

mw: FUCK

mw: i hate myself i'm gonna go to school i guess

mw: i'll text you later when i'm bored in class

pw: id say don't do that but it's a mood tbh

pw: godspeed, motherfucker

pw: WAIT WAIT can u tell me what u were going to say earlier but then stopped when i texted back

pw: u know??

mw: no i'm going to school bye

pw: can u tell me later

mw: no i'll be at school bye

pw: :-(

mw: fine maybe

pw: YAY