everything is fine

treinta y siete

sent at 10:04 pm est

frank i sent a message to THE MASTURBATOR!

fi: guys i've got a present for u!!!

gw: declined

fi: u don't even know what it is smh

gw: it's probably some shitty meme u found on like fucking ifunny or 9gag and thought you'd like to share

fi: first of all i don't get my memes from fucking ifunny who do you think i am

gw: someone that gets their memes from fucking ifunny

fi: this is bullying

fi: would anyone else that may be online like to receive my present

rr: me

fi: e x c e l l e n t

fi:

rr: C A L C A L A T U R E ! ! ! ! !

gw: THIS IS BY WHOEVER THE FUCK MADE THAT THING WITH THE NURSE

gw: THE LAUGHING EMOJIS IN THE BACKGROUND SET OFF MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE

fi: these things r ironic u can calm down ;(

mw: wait they're ironic

fi: mikey nobody in this world would make this shit unironically

fi: nobody is that stupid

mw: first of all, i am

mw: and they have the same energy as those foreign rage comics

mw: anyways hopes and dreams: crushed

rr: me when i found out that my immortal was a joke

fi: what the fuck is my immortal

rr: oh wait that's from a different universe

rr: see i don't want to disrupt the fabric of time and space or anything but it's a harry potter fanfiction and you're in it so you can't read it

rr: ugh it doesnt make sense if you don't know what it is

fi: they write fanfiction about me in alternate universes??

rr: well your name wasn't directly in it but it referenced your band so.

fi: THEY WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT MY BAND IN ALTERNATE UNIVERSES??

rr: it's not technically your band but you play rhythm guitar and teenage girls want to fuck you for some reason

fi: RYAN PLEASE TAKE ME TO THIS DIMENSION

mw: what how did you make it bold???????

rr: this is what happens when i rip a hole in the time space continuum whoopsies