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frank i sent a message to mikey is a fortnite gamer!
fi:
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ak: LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO HELL :(
gw: "stopmasturbationNOW.org"
gw: why is it cropped so horribly
fi: look guys i'm just here to share funny pictures i find on the interwebs i'm not a cropping expert
awsten k named the chat THE MASTURBATOR
fi: you even put the chat name in all caps i
gw: people who change the name of this chat are braver than the us marines 😔😔
ak: THX I KNOW
fi: ok u know fuck it
fi: why do you type in all caps dude my brain hurts
ak: GO COMMIT DEATHPACITO
gw: peak teenage boy humor
gw: fuck this i'm adding another girl
fi: oh hell yeah
gw: i'm pretty sure she's a lesbian
fi: so?
ak: SO SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA WANT TO DATE YOU, A MALE
fi: what makes you think i'd wanna date her
ak: ... IT'S YOU
gee w added hayley w to THE MASTURBATOR!
ak: FRANK UR SO DESPERATE THAT YOU'D DATE A 12 YEAR OLD
fi: ok i'm not THAT desperate
hw: WHAT IS THIS I'M SCARED WHY DO WE TYPE IN ALL CAPS
fi: hey :)
ak: I FCUKIGN SWEAR TO GOD FRANK NO
gw: we don't type in all caps that's just awsten
hw: what's an awsten
fi: a blob-like creature that lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats ass to survive
ak: YEAH THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT
ak: I'M AWSTEN I'M A PERSON
hw: no offense or anything but what kind of parents name their child awsten
ak: MY PARENTS SMFH
fi: cruel parents
fi: my names frank hru :)
gw: he hasn't gotten laid in like a year just ignore him
fi: it's only been 9 months but okay
fi: NOT a year
gw: that still doesn't mean you're allowed to hit on my friends in the group chat what the fuck
fi: IM JUST TRYING TO BE NICE
hw: there it is there's the all caps
ak: SEE IT HELPS WHEN YOU WANT TO MAKE A POINT, FRANKLIN
gw: franklin
hw: like that turtle dude?
fi: MY FULL NAME ISN'T FRANKLIN STFU
ak: WHAT IS IT THEN
fi: IT'S JUST FRANK
hw: franklin is funnier though
hw: also the name of the place where i grew up
ak: YOU GREW UP INSIDE OUR FRIEND FRANKLIN?????
fi: YOU DON'T HAVE A FRIEND NAMED FRANKLIN
ak: HOW DO YOU KNOW
fi: WELL IF U DO IT'S NOT ME
ak: ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE?????
ak: I BOUGHT YOUR BAND'S MUSIC AND THIS IS THE TREATMENT I GET??
fi: wait you bought our music
ak: YEAH ITS GOOD IM MAD
hw: what's your band called
fi: pencey prep
hw: omg like the school in that one book that i read in 9th grade
hw: wait
hw: CATCHER IN THE RYE THAT ONE
fi: yeah!!
fi: awsten you're forgiven thank u for buying our music
ak: YAY :)
hw: lmao i feel really dumb idk what's going on
gw: me all the time
gw: you'll get used to it
fi: i'm still not used to it and i was one of the first people added to this shit
ak: FRANKLIN LIKES TO SEND BAD MEMES AND CURSE MY DAY
fi: awsten i'll fly to texas and slit your throat if you call me franklin one more time
ak: OMG REALLY
fi: damn right
ak: FRANKLIN FRANKLIN FRANKLIN FRANKLIN
ak: PLEASE KILL ME
gw: peak teenage boy humor part 2
hw: it's not just teenage boys it's a whole mood
hw: peak gen z humor is wanting to die 24/7
gw: yeah sounds about right
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Fanfictionmultiship group chat au. it's never chill in crisisville (does the internet need another one of these?) INDEFINITE HIATUS [ 06/15/18 - ongoing ] highest rank: #4 in multiship
