everything is fine

cuarenta y uno

sent at 2:04 am est

patrick s sent a message to ALL HAIL AWSTEN!

ps: too fucking easy

ps: a bitch needs to change his password smfh

patrick s added pete w and mikey w to ALL HAIL AWSTEN!

fi: IM SHAKING AND CRYINF PETE GO AWAY

gw: i told you he'd be back

patrick s removed frank i from the chat

ps: do not dare question my authority >:-)

gw: welcome back asshole

ps: thank you

ps: what have i unlawfully missed

gw: awsten added some people and then left so you can't punish him now

ps: maybe not but i can change the chat name

patrick s renamed the chat ALL HAIL me

gw: consistency whom?

ps: i'm lazy uwu

gw: so all hail patrick?? i'm down with that

ps: no not patrick dumbass

gw: you're patrick though

ps: no

gw: yes

ps: you're useless i'm going on my own phone

gw: i'll take that as a compliment

pw: hi it's me

gw: wait why did u have patrick's phone

pw: we're best bros smh

gw: and he gave you his password??

pw: yeah duh

gw: wtf

gw: mikey doesn't give me his passwords and we're literally related

pw: maybe you're literally just not best bros

gw: blasphemy

gw: i'm literally gonna fight him

pw: well literally don't do that

gw: literally try and stop me

pw: i'll literally kill you

gw: ok i think that's a step too far mr edgelord

pw: frank is mr edgelord i'm unworthy

rs: have you guys ever heard of sleep

pw: yeah but i've never heard of you

gw: hi dallon's friend

rs: hi dallon's other friend

rs: and someone i don't know

pw: my name's jason

gw: that stopped being funny like 41 chapters ago

pw: fourth wall breaks stopped being funny like 41 chapters ago

gw: ok smartass

rs: if your name's jason, then why does your initial thing start with a p

gw: he's joking

pw: my identity isn't a joke i'm honestly so offended that you'd even think that

gw: my identity 😃👤👋isn't a joke😂🤣‼️ i'm honestly😳🤔🤞 so offended 🤬😡😤😫that you'd 😪🤜🗣even think that😧💭🧠