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sent at 11:33 am est

frank i sent a message to 📎!

fi: hey guys

fi: which ear is the gay ear

gw: which what is the what now

fi: the gay ear

fi: u know when being gay was illegal n shit dudes pierced one of their ears to let other dudes know they were gay

fi: i'm getting a piercing today n i wanna know which ear is gay

gw: so u can let everyone know that u like it up the ass

fi: i'm not a bottom but go off

gw: sure

pw: right ear

pw: but piercing only one ear looks shitty no offense

fi: it's a cartilage piercing it'll look fine

gw: i don't think it counts if it's not an earlobe piercing

fi: i have gauges what the fuck do u want me to do

gw: gauges are hot

pete w named the chat gays only!

pw: get your hetero bullshit out of my group chat

gw: first of all none of us here are straight

gw: second of all you're not even gay

pw: i like a boy and i'm gay for him go away

mw: WHO CBABGED THE NAME

pw: me

mw: smh

fi: ,, aren't u going to change it back

mw: no lol

frank i named the chat :*o!

mikey w named the chat gays only!

mw: no i like this name

fi: since when did u get to decide what the chat is called

fi: why cant I name the chat

mw: bc ur not god

fi: neither are you

mw: well i'm like,, the holy spirit

gw: more like the virgin mary lmao

mw: why

gw: 1) ur a virgin 2) ur dating god

mw: uh

mw: 1) i'm a guy 2) what the fuck about J o s e p h

gw: minor details

fi: what the fuck is this, church

pw: i'd get on my knees

pw: if u know what i mean ;-)

gw: what are you gonna do, suck off the priest

pw: deflower the virgin mary

fi: i may be an atheist but i'm 105% sure that this is not what happens in church

mw: and i'm leaving the conversation

mw: i don't want to be part of your weird church roleplay

gw: it's more like a complex religious metaphor for this chat rather than a roleplay but ok

gw: and this all started bc u called urself the holy spirit btw this is not my fault

mw: i didn't ask for the conversation to continue you dumb thot

mw: i have better things to do than talk to most of u anyways

gw: no you don't

mw: i don't like you

gw: 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

fi: ,,, so just making sure the gay ear is the right ear, correct

pw: i already told u yes

fi: can anyone else confirm i don't trust him

pw: fuck you

gw: yeah i looked it up

fi: phew ok thanks g

fi: i didn't want to end up with some weird piercing that like signifies that i'm in a gang or something

gw: i'm not sure that that even exists but ur welcome i guess