Shabonnie x PG

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(Everyone has logged on)

Shabonnie: good morning my friends

Everyone except Shabonnie: good morning Shabonnie

Mike: It's so good to see you again Shabonnie

Shabonnie: you're just saying that because I seem to know what will happen before it happens but it's good to see you again too

PG: Hehe, Shabonnie, I was wondering if you would have dinner with me *blushes* I mean if you want to, you don't have to *is extremely nervous* I mean we could go see a movie instead if you want. Hehe I mean you don't have to but ...

Shabonnie: *watches amused at how nervous PG is* I'd love to Jason

PG: *stunned* you- you would?

Shabonnie: of course I would, I would prefer dinner and a movie here though. I don't do well in crowds, hehe don't ask, let's just say I have a reward for my capture. I don't think that matters to you though "Mr. I've murdered over two hundred people" and I'm rambling. Hehe even shadow bunnies get nervous

PG: *Smiles* I was nervous you would say no, I mean with you being an all powerful shadow rabbit

Shabonnie: *nervously plays with one of her really long ears* hehe are we going to go or are we going to stand here like a bunch of statues?

(PG and Shabonnie have logged off)

Vincent: um what just happened?

Mike: Hehe PG finally worked up the courage to ask Shabonnie on a date

Danny: aww Jason has somebunny to love, lol see what I did there? XD

Mike: *Bursts out laughing* XD oh god, that was a good one Danny

Jeremy: Dad, you're angering the animatronics *stares at the golden bear behind Mike*

Mike: *turns around to see golden Freddy* hold on I have to take this *giggles* golden opportunity *dying laughing*

Danny: XD *looks up as Marionette comes up behind Mike*

Mike: *Laughing* what's wrong can't bear my *giggles* golden jokes *falls to the ground laughing* hahaha

Marionette: OMG

Mike: Fuck you that was funny! Hehe

Marionette: grrr

Mike: uh oh looks like...

Marionette: NO, NO MORE PUNS, like I come out of my box in a good mood and then you pull a shitty pun out your ass and it ruins the mood, it ruins the mood Mike! So basically can you not!?

Mike: pffft so you want me to Mario"not"te make more puns? *Bursts out laughing*

Marionette: *lets out an animatronic screech then proceeds to strangle Mike* grrrr

Mike: *Chocking*

Danny: *giggles* XD oh come on Marionette asking Mike to stop making puns is like asking Seth to stop harassing people, it's just not going to happen

Mike: *Starts panicking* ... *struggles become more panicked* ... *stops struggling* ... *looks to Doll with a pleading look* ... *slowly loses consciousness* ... *stops moving as his eyes begin to close*

Doll: *looks at Mike realizing he isn't moving* Mike? Marionette, let him go! You're killing him! *begins panicking when she notices Mike's eyes dimming* MARIONETTE!

Marionette: *looks down at Mike quickly releasing him* oh god, I'm so sorry

Mike: ...

Jeremy: Dad? *kneels down next to Mike* dad? *nudges him*

Mike: *struggles to breathe through the windpipe now crushed by Marionette* ...

Jeremy: *gently realigns Mike's windpipe*

Mike: *Begins breathing* ugh, thanks Jeremy

Jeremy: *hugs Mike* I'm glad you're ok

Charles: please stop trying to kill one of my favorite guards, next person who tries to kill Mike or Jeremy gets thrown in the Nightmare Room! Is that clear?! And don't think I'm joking! Now everyone back to work!

(Everyone has logged off)

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