[ WON 3rd PLACE in TKB 2018 AWARDS for King Yoongi ! Highest Ranking: #1 in KPOPFANFICTION , #1 in ROOMMATE , #1 in MYG, #2 in BTSBOYS ] When Min Yoongi, the boy with good looking blue hair, is Kumamon obsessed, is very messy with his things, someon...
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Yoongi, Jun Ki, and I had a nice conversation about life. By nice, it was just Yoongi and Jun Ki roasting each other. And I just watched in interest.
Yoongi sat to the left of me, while Jun Ki on the right. I was in the middle. The monkey in the middle. Except we weren't playing that annoying game.
"So, how's my brother? Does he have any weird... addictions?"
Hmmm... well... quite obvious what I'm gonna say right? Hint, it starts with a K. Yeah bitch, Kumamon.
"Well... he has a major Kumamon collection if you didn't already know that. It's not a problem, just something he's addicted too. Very addicted."
...Yeah at this point I don't know if he rather date me or Kumamon. Both? Wait... oh hey! When you think about it... Do you think I have to wear a Kumamon suit on our wedding day?
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... Hey, it was just a thought.
Jun Ki let out a big sigh when I said "Kumamon". Well he must know.
"Ahh... I thought so. I'm so sorry about that. I'm sorry you have to deal with my crazy, weird, stupid brother-" "Shut your goddamn mouth hoe," Yoongi said plainly, glaring daggers at Jun Ki. Jun Ki scoffed. "By hoe you mean hyung. Still have to respect your elders little bro."
Yoongi cleared his throat. "Fine, shut your goddamn mouth hyung."
"Make me," Jun Ki said while smiling. "Your boy Yoongi is so fun to tease- OW!"
Yoongi punched Jun Ki in the stomach. Well more like tazed, but it looks like a punch. Jun Ki groaned. "Brother, why so mean.. ow..."
Yoongi sighed, then grabbed my hand that was resting on my thigh. "Hyung is so annoying. Cmon baby, let's go outside to the port- YAH!"
Yoongi's head got flicked by an annoyed older brother. "That's what you get, you little blue haired demon-"
"OUCH!"
Someone pulled the back of both the boys' heads, pulling their hair. Their mint blue and black heads were pulled back. They both groaned in pain, making similar pained face expressions and yelled, "MOM THAT HURTS!!!"
I looked behind the sofa to find their angry mother, Mrs. Min. Well.
"BOYS! Being such an embarrassment in front of our guest! Especially when you two are in your twenties! Geez, they never change... Yoongi, apologize to your girlfriend right now, how dare you make her go through this-"
