Just this once

Chapter 22

I am going to go back and dedicate chapters to all of my wild fans and this once is dedicated to @crysanthima

;) You helped me with this Update girl!

Erika's POV

The wind blowing through my hair and the salt of the lake smelling strongly in the air. I was on the platform of the earth. Standing at the point between life, and death, for me at least.

'Things would be better if you were gone.'

'Everyone would be so much better off without you.'

They'd all be fine.

'Hunter deserves more then you.'

They all do.

'You're such a mistake.'

I know.

'Go slit your wrist.'

I deserve it

'I hate you.'

I hate me too. I close my eyes and inch closer to the edge.

'Kill yourself.'

Gladly.

"I'm sorry." It is barely a whisper as I teeter on the edge of life and death.

My death.

The death that is deserved.

And then I fall.

It will be quick if the impact from hitting the water crushes my lungs, if not it will be slow as I fight for my breaths in the murky water.

My thoughts are racing in my head as I plummet to my death and suddenly I see a fuzzy bright light.

Is this heaven? The light clears a bit and I see that it is rainbow colored, and a bit sparkly.

I always knew heaven was real.

"Erika, don't do this." A smooth and Angelic voice commanded.

"God is that you?" The face clears out of the blur. It is the single sexiest ginger alive.

"OH MA GOD IT'S ED SHEEREN!!!!

AND HE IS ON A UNICORN THAT IS RIDING A DRAGON... Wit abs?

ABS!!!! GOD IT IS YOU!!!!"

"That's right! And instead of falling to your death why don't you come live with me in Emmatopia where every man looks as sexy as me and Theo James, and THEY ALL HAVE ABS!

Also WE HAVE UNLIMITED OREOS!!!!"

"HELL YEAH LETS DO THIS!!!!"

Narrative POV

And thus is how Erika and Ed rode off into the sunset to Emmatopia, the scariest place of all!!!!

It is filled with Unicorns and parties and SUGAR

And the natural mating call is

"NARRRRRWWHHHAALLLL!!!!!"

YAYYY THE END!!!!

Authors note

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Haahahahahah you're welcome guys! XD

This was not the real chapter in case you couldn't figure that out,

My Dear Watson, whatever shall I do with you?!?

I am TRUELY frightened for my life. If I didn't know any better I'd think- *sees mysterious shadows

I'd think-

<shadows grow closer>

*clears throat

I'd think

<gleam of ButterKnife>

DAMN IT JULEZ, CAYLIE, JULIE I'M TALKING CAN'T YOU WAIT A MINUTE TO GO ALL PETER ON ME?!?

<shadows fall back>

Thank you! Now where was I...

Oh right!

If I didn't know any better I'd think that there were crazed sociopathic Fangirls in my room right now.

THERE I'M DONE ARE YOU HAPPY?!?

Nnnnooo back away no... NOOO

*bloody shriek

Caylie: Guess I didn't have to wait till Archery

Julie: I warned you a thousand times slut/ hoe

Julez: Heheheh I told you to sleep with both eyes open.

Me: I'M NOT DEAD GUYS!!!!

<heads turn back around>

Oh shit...

*runs away screaming