Wrong number:
000-117-5567: yo, dude where are u? I didn't haul myself all the way here for nothing.
You stare at your screen in confusion not bothering to answer because: stranger danger.
000-117-5567: if you don't answer I'll have to do a spam attack
000-117-5567: of my choice of course. Meaning: memes, pics of my handsome face or of those really funny cat videos !
Smiling, you type back choosing you're favorite option even if it wasn't one.
You: I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number but I do love cats so send them in!
000-117-5567: WAIT WIO IS TIIS
You: like I said a wrong number. I only answered in hopes of cat videos
000-117-5567: didn't ur mom ever tell u not to talk to strangers
000-117-5567: virtually at least...
You: yeah I'll be omw after I get the cat videos :/
000-117-5567: lol sure hang on for a sec
000-117-5567: *insert video*
000-117-5567: *insert video*
000-117-5567: *insert video*
000-117-5567: *insert video*
000-117-5567: *insert video*
000-117-5567: *insert video*
000-117-5567: *insert video*
000-117-5567: *insert video*
000-117-5567: *insert video*
000-117-5567: *insert video*
You: that's all :(
You: i was hoping for AT LEAST 20
000-117-5567: UNGR8FUL RANDOM STRANGER *mad emoji*
You: wut?
000-117-5567: ungr8ful. You are ungr8ful
You: EWEWW I HAVENT SEEN SOMEONE DO THE WHOLE '8' BS SINCE I WAS LIKE 12
000-117-5567: speaking of age how old are u??
You: gtg! I have to Watch these vids & my mOM TOLD ME TO NEVER INTERACT WITH STRANGERS
You: ty for the videos btw :)
000-117-5567: I'm Shima and I'm 16 about to be 17 *cool sunglasses emoji*
000-117-5567: HEY DOBR LEAVE IM LONELY *sad emoji*
You: in this household we use emoticons "Shima"
000-117-5567: lol why the quotations as if it's not my real name
000-117-5567: and emoticons suck what even
You: that's whack. Emoticons are 10/10
000-117-5567: ur lucky my friend is showing up in 3MINS. I would've fought you on this! *tuff emoji* *devil smiling face emoji*
You: ugh get it away -.-
You: wait does this mean we're gonna talk again later on?¿
Read: 1:09PM
You: DID U JUST LEAVE ME ON READ AFTER I ASKED A QUESTION!!
000-117-5567: OOf don't go ham on me
You: answer my question pls and I promise I won't :')
000-117-5567: fine. Yes we will talk later random stranger ONLY if u give me ur name & age!
You: oi. My name is (y/n) and I'm 17. WHICH MAKES ME OLDER THAN U >:)
000-117-5567: that's a pretty name. & how tf are u older
000-117-5567: stop using emoticons omf
You: thank you. But wdym how am I older? That's how life works and don't disrespect ur elders >:(
000-117-5567: my friend just showed up *sad crying emoji*
You: aw well it was nice texting you Shima! :D
000-117-5567: same here! Text u l8tr?
You: sure aND STOPING USING THE '8' SHIT
000-117-5567: don't get mad cus I'm awesome and ur a loser
000-117-5567: or shall I say ur: l8me
You: omg I hate you
Read: 1:42PM
FIN.
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[a/n: this was fun writing, should I do a part 2?]
