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Your favorite verse from Iw rap battle

Before we start, yes I am doing this cause I want too, and it seems interesting haha
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Steve:
Bucky's verse: So the mad Titan's here and he got around to running his mouth off
I'ma hit him with a right then a left 'cause I got the ultimate south paw
I got the homie Steve to cover me, the blows will just bounce off
Fell asleep for a minute but I'm back and I'm looking for someone to pound on
I ain't scared of your jewelry, you ain't fooling me 'cause
I've got a titanium arm, you came to fight with a glove
You'll feel my might when I punch, I'll put a hole in your head
Forget black and blue, I'ma beat you till that skull turns red

Tony:
Peter's verse: Peter Parker picked some people plotting poison on my peeps
Packed a painful punch and placed it parallel between his cheeks
Planned to pop this poser, problems, now you see the pertinence
Penalize the perpetrator, press him, pound him, permanent
Adolescent but I'm mad effective, Spiderman on the web, yeah I'm that connected
Thanos, ain't nobody want you here, you just popped up kinda like a bad erection
I don't like your face, I'm bout to go up on the high rise
And kick you off the web, just like disconnected WiFi

Bruce:
Falcon's verse: I'm about to swoop in and commence to battling
You about to get pimp-slapped with a metallic wing
I'm flying at you, make yo head ring, me and Redwing
Poppin' shots in your direction, let the lead sling
You cannot get me up here, you cannot fly with a falcon
We got you shakin' in fear, yeah you about to get outdone. Face it, you just a lame with a glove
When the missiles come down justice rains from above, squad

Clint:
His verse duh: Set my sights, pull back and let it rip
Say goodnight once you've been targeted
Not long since I been gone, but a quick thought of me out of retirement
Has got your heart rate faster than these arrow I been firing
Said I was out of this rumble, even though I was top of my game
But Thanos here looking for trouble, you know they been calling my name
So load it up, on this ride till the fun stops
Better run for cover yeah 'cause I only need one shot

Natasha:
Her verse: Time for you to say goodnight, the sun is getting real low
Shock you with the widow's bite, now you moving real slow
How does it feel knowing you could never take us
Put on my steel-toes, stompin' purple balls' grape nuts
(Romanoff!) Double agent, highly trained assassin
That means I'll stab you in your back and you won't know what happened
Tony, Thor and Captain gonna leave you blue and blackened
Avengers, assemble , you know my crew is never lacking

Thor:
Vison's verse: Through the smoke around us I could see your vision clearly
We're the ones that have to be strong while the world is weeping
On the side of life we fight to save what we hold dearly
Shield the universe in all-out war, it won't be easy
Heroes are flooding the skies, we persevere to survive
Better together we work harder our power combined
Guarding and standing on watch, our people won't be deprived
War left us all in the dark, we will assemble the light

Author/Me:
Bruce's verse: Careful how you move around me
You don't wanna see Bruce turn green
If I lose my cool you gon' feel that heat
You gon' free that beast inside
I'm not the one you really wanna try
I'd advise that you run and hide
When my Jekyll side's rage starts to rise
If you wanna feel defeat I'll oblige
Step up to me to meet your demise
Thanos, now you're the source of my agitation
Better hope I go under sedation
Better hope I take up medication
'Cause I got no patience, you got no chance
Green grouch bout to take out the trash
No romance just tryna smash

Vision:
Tony's verse: (I am Iron Man)
See me leading the Avengers to be triumphant
Hearing Thanos play a tiny violin
Yeah he's sad 'cause he knows that we gonna fight to win
I'm a scientist so I'll find a plan
Shoot a beam then Thor is gonna smash 'em with the Hulk
I'm taggin' the Captain America with Spiderman, uh
Want infinity stones? See the shine on my hand, more money that the entire clan
Hit you with magazines, not from my gun but the ones with my face inside of them
You'd be canned, I could tell you insecure like the size of an ant
Man, step back when the arc reacts and talk to the hand when I'm firing

Rhodey's verse: Okay I heard you about torturing beings, unfortunate
Seems you think that you're the Lord of the Rings
Hold up, War Machine'll leave you shaking, rattled and scarred
I'm coming at your with may more guns than a national guard
Flashing your balls with about a thousand rounds of ammunition
My shoulder cannons chop your head in half, you making split decisions
Don't waste your breath, the Avengers, we the safest bet
If you take a step then you will really have a date with death

Bucky:
Steve's verse: The first avenger, represent, show your elders some respect
I've fought Nazis and robots and I've kept the gods in check
Hey Thor, is Mjolnir light? I got a heart of gold, I can hold it right?
Became a super soldier overnight, I was skin and bone now all my clothes are tight
I don't need a cape or hood to cease Thanos' reign for good
You can break the S.H.I.E.L.D. or take my shield, this Roger's neighborhood
Yo Tony, me and your dad go back, we should be making up
These stars and stripes will have your back even when they're stained in blood