ACT 1: THE SPERM SCANDAL
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This act contains depictions of grammar shenanigans and jokes that have one extra chromosome:
completely natural and deserving of the same abundance of love any perfectly-paired chromosome child receives.
(You thought that was going to be an insensitive dig at people with Down's Syndrome, didn't you? You bigoted piece of shit.)
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YOU ARE READING
Oscar Glyde Won't Heal Your Pride
HumorHe won't get his class under control. He won't make friends apart from the shamelessly unique school misfit. He won't serve sandwiches to the student body without lacing them with laxatives, at least once (maybe twice). Oscar Glyde won't do anything...
