☾ Annoying Things The Signs Say ☽

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aries: i'm doing it MY way;


taurus: why can't you just drop things and come help me? that's what good friends do;


gemini: just stop doing that and let's go do something fun;


cancer: you IMPLIED you would go with me!;


leo: you're taking it out on me because you're insecure;


virgo: that's not how i wanted that done.. i'll just do it myself;


libra: .. but that's not fair for anyone;


scorpio: i have you wrapped around my finger;


sagittarius: well you never said i COULDN'T do that! how was i supposed to know?;


capricorn: i'm the only one who can fucking do anything around here;


aquarius: [insert wild and impossible scheme];


pisces: i don't know.. just decide for me.

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