☾ Dumb Ways The Signs Died ☽

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Aries: Tried to drink their own pee like Bear Grylls


Taurus: Wore a Furry Suit during hunting season


Gemini: Licked a battery and got electrocuted


Cancer: Ate too much cinnamon during the cinnamon challenge


Leo: Crossed the street w/out looking both ways


Virgo: Forgot to bring a coat on the coldest day of the year



Libra: Looked down a shotgun barrel


Scorpio: Tried to sell drugs and asked "is Pepsi ok?"


Sagittarius: Went to Australia w/out bug spray


Capricorn: Believed in the 5 second rule


Aquarius: Entered a room w/out turning on the lights and got murdered


Pisces: Slipped on a banana peel

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