☾ The Signs As Grandmas ☽

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Aries - old fashioned grandma that won't let you eat in the living room, but is really wise and sets you straight


Taurus - the grandma that just does not give a shit, will tell stories that no one cares about, the one that you only want to see for the food she makes


Gemini - the grandma that is always happy and thinks her family is better than urs, most likely to have her facebook profile pic as one of her grandkids


Cancer - the grandma that judges her kids for how she raises her grandkids, "you're not feeding them enough", "they need more discipline", also has all the snacks they love and loves to read them books


Leo - the grandma that lets the grandkids get away with stuff, the one you run too when mom says no


Virgo - never lets you spend your own money, loves telling stories about her fam, always bickering with your grandpa but they love each other


Libra - the grandmas who's grandchildren and children do no wrong, probably hates their son/daughter in law, puts on a show of sunshine and daisies and probably will bake u a cake of poison if you cross her family


Scorpio - animal grandma, loves her cats and dogs and exotic birds more than her family, house is probably a mess, might even be a hoarder


Sagittarius - the Best friend grandma, does everything with you that your mom wouldn't do and tells you the crazy stories about your mom in high school that she never wanted you to find out


Capricorn - the grandma that's always laughing but will take out the paddle the second you fuck up


Aquarius - the posh grandma with nice jewelry and old people perfume, always cold, reminds you of table manners, but is really knowledgeable


Pisces - the grandma that will do anything for their grandkids and babysit whenever, can be mentally unstable sometimes

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