"Oh, Mr. Alpha Billionaire! Please don't use your gang leader powers to take possession of my virginity!"
"Wait, what? I'm not a gang leader. You're confusing me with my rival!"
"My mistake. You must be from the mafia!"
"No, I'm not. I'm not even Italian."
"You're a prince, then?"
"Not from the UK either."
"You're a really horny doctor."
"Horny, yes. Doctor, no."
"...Am I pregnant with your baby?"
"I thought you were a virgin."
"I got it! You're secretly gay."
"Nope. That's my cousin who got the spinoff story."
"Well, um...Look, man. To tell you the truth, I'm not even a virgin. The author just likes to use clichés to cover up for the fact that I have no other particular qualities that make me interesting..."
"Damn."
"Wait! Where are you going?"
"Oh, I thought if I tried to stay with you despite not really having a reason to in the first place, it'd just be another cliché. So, I'm just going to go home to my mansion and maybe have a few beers and a cheesecake."
"Um, alright, then. But before you go, I have to tell you something really important."
"I'm listening."
"You have to come closer."
"...Okay."
"H..."
"Why are you breathing into my ear—"
"Happy April Fool's Day."
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Three Idiots and a Ghost
Paranormal3 + 1 = 3 ... idiots and a ghost! Cooper Smith, the clueless one. Archer Lee, the awkward one. Skyler Rose, the skeptical one. And then, there's Rags, the dead one. Can three total idiots really solve the great mystery surrounding the unexpected de...
