Fancy Boy

#Call 6

Lauren, Corbyn, Narration

"Hello! Welcome to the fashion helpline. How can I help you?"

"Hola. "

"Lauren?"

"Yuppp"

"Why are you calling me in here?"

"Because your phone switched off, idiot."

"Oh, you know I always switch my phone off when I am working."

"Cool."

"So what's up?"

"I am bored."

"Then go hang out with  Xavier or something."

"But Xavier is busy. He mentioned he was with Melissa. Do you know what is going on between them?"

"I don't know. Melissa seem to be non stop talking about him since the day you two sat at our table."

"Haven't it been a week already? Oh my God, I can already imagine little Xavier and Melissa running around."

"You are weird."

"I want pizza."

"Then order it."

"But there is no balance in my phone?"

"Then how are you calling me right now?"

"I am calling you from Blake's phone."

"Then order from Blake's phone."

"You're right. Why haven't I think about that before."

"Okay, did you call just to talk bullshit, Lauren? Cz if you did I am hanging up."

"Why are you so uptight today? You are never like this."

".............."

"It's OK.  I'll hang up now."

"No no wait Lauren."

"Yes?"

"I am sorry. I had a really tiring day today and boss being a pain in the as well. So I kinda vent all my annoyance on you."

"It's alright. No offence taken."

"Thanks."

"So what's up wit-"

Lauren gets cut off by the sound coming from other side of the line.

"Maybe later catch you in the elevator.........."

"Luke! Put the volume of the song down! I am talking to someone." Corbyn shouts.

"Okay dude." Luke screames back.

"You there?"

"Baby you are mistaken, I am not into bacon."

Lauren starts singing the lyrics of the song. She knows she is being really weird right now. But who wants to be normal? Obviously not her, it's too boring.

"Huh?"

"She got that smile and body is to die for."

"Whose?"

"One of a kind and that's why it makes me cry."

"............."

"Cz I found a girl who is in love with a girl, she said that she tried but she's not int-"

"OK are you singing or something?"

"Oh why tell me why did I fall for those eyes"

"Are you gay?"

"She said I was nice but she is not into guys I found a girl"

"Nah definitely singing."

"I should've known to walk away then I should've left it alone"

"You are terrible singer."

"But when she called me on the phone we'd be hanging under the premises of friends"

"Oh God I don't think my ear ears can take it anymore."

"She got that smile and that bodyyyy is to di-"

Lauren sings in a even more high-pitched voice but Corbyn cuts her off.

"Now listen to me. Help mee. Its like your singing is killing mee. My eardrums feel like giving up but they can't, it isn't in my blood."

Beep. Beep. Beep

"She is crazy, isn't she?"

"Ha-ha that was fun."

A/N

I don't even know if this chapter makes any sense.