langst one-shots

emo spicy boy is typing...

lance to Keith.
lance is typing...
lance: is this keith kogane from chem ?
lance: hello ??
Keith is typing...
Keith: Who are you exactly?
lance: it's me! loverboy lance !!
Keith: Who?
lance: ...
lance: y'know? they call me the tailor 'cause of how i thread the needle???
Keith: Ah, yes, Taylor.
Keith: What do you need from me.
lance: uhhh i don't necessarily need anything from you but i want to talk to you ???
lance: wait a sec
lance: did you just call me taylor ?
Keith: Yes, is that not your name?
Keith: Wait, no. Please don't answer that.
lance: HSJDKSKS I CANT BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT MY NAME WAS TAYLOR
Keith: IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.
lance: OOO THAT GIVES ME A GREAT IDEA !!!
lance changed their name to taylor
taylor: much better :)
Keith: Is there a way I could block you? I would really appreciate that.
taylor: that's rude >:(
taylor: either way, as i was saying before i was oh so rudely interrupted
taylor: i just wanna talk to you and get to know you !
Keith: Well I don't.
taylor: that's not very plus ultra of you, now is it :/
Keith: What?
taylor: nvm but uh i gotta get a spicy new nickname for you, the emo bad boy of our school
taylor: gASP IVE GOT IT
Keith: ???
taylor changed Keith's name to emo spicy boy
emo spicy boy: W h y .
taylor: why not ?
emo spicy boy: Understandable, have a nice day.
taylor: wait a sec,,, you can,,,, meme??
emo spicy boy has left the chat.
taylor: aww don't be like that :(
taylor: seems like it's just me now
taylor: yeah, this is pointless
taylor has left the chat.
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emo spicy boy is typing...
taylor is typing...
taylor: KEEEEITH :D
emo spicy boy: Ok, I have a question for you.
taylor: i'm listening
emo spicy boy: Why do you type like that?
taylor: like what ?
emo spicy boy: That.
taylor: ?
emo spicy boy: I mean, you don't capitalize or use punctuation and stuff. It's strange.
taylor: i'll have you know it's the in thing
taylor: that and punctuation n all those fancy terms are overrated
emo spicy boy: You say that as you currently have a D in English.
taylor: oh god, how did you know
emo spicy boy: Wait, really dude? I was just poking fun.
emo spicy boy: If you really suck that much I could always try helping you out.
emo spicy boy: Ah wait, no. That's weird of me to ask, I'm sorry.
taylor: no! i was actually looking for a tutor but i can't find anyone that's willing to stick with me
taylor: it'd be a great help if you could help me out with english
taylor: ah, if it's not a bother to you
emo spicy boy: You'd really be ok with that?
taylor: yeah!! it's kinda like we're hanging out together, but just studying instead of having fun ;)
emo spicy boy: I'm already regretting this.
emo spicy boy: Well if we're gonna do this, I'm picking the study place.
taylor: alrighty go right ahead
emo spicy boy: There's this cafe that I absolutely hate and I think you're gonna hate it too but it's the quietest place I know and it has some pretty nice chairs to lounge in.
taylor: so it's a date!
emo spicy boy: No, it's a STUDY date.
taylor: same thing
emo spicy boy: Smh. I'll see you there on Thursday, 4 pm sharp. If you're late, I'm bailing.
emo spicy boy has left the chat.
taylor: will do buckeroo!!
taylor has left the chat.
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taylor is typing...
taylor: so uhhh thanks for all the help yesterday :)
taylor: i now know what an adjective is
emo spicy boy is typing...
emo spicy boy: I still can't believe we had to go back to the basics.
taylor: i guess that's what happens when you were born and raised speaking spanish in a spanish speaking country
emo spicy boy: Ah, that's fair.
emo spicy boy: But still, I'm happy I could be of help.
taylor: yeah!! you completely saved my ass lmao
taylor: i'm probably still gonna fail english finals but at least it'll be above 50% now
emo spicy boy: I have an offer. If you pass with at least a B on your english finals, I'll take you out to a better coffee place.
taylor: as in a date ??
taylor: we've only been talking for like 5 days dude
emo spicy boy: No, I mean as in our next study date, I'll take you to a nicer cafe, that actually makes decent coffee.
taylor: hmm still sounds like a date but i'll take what i can get
emo spicy boy: Let's hope you meet my standards.
taylor: yeah, let's hope i do
taylor: eiThEr wAy
taylor: i was hoping i could introduce you to a few of my friends
emo spicy boy: If they're anything like you, I'd prefer not to. One of you is already enough for me.
taylor: they'll absolutely adore you ;)
taylor: just
taylor: gimme a sec tho
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loverboy lance to space geeks.
loverboy lance is typing...
loverboy lance: alright
loverboy lance: i'm going to add mullet to this chat
loverboy lance: if any of you mess this up, i will NOT help anyone with spanish hw
hercules is typing...
hercules: and no one will get my bomb ass cookies.
peanut pigeon is typing...
peanut pigeon: Oh god we're all gonna perish without either of those
loverboy lance: ikr you all suck at spanish
peanut pigeon: Yeahhh
loverboy lance: oK IMMA ADD HIM
loverboy lance: WISH ME LUCK AND DONT EMBARRASS ME
loverboy lance has added Keith to space geeks.
Keith is typing...
Keith: Hello, Taylor's friends.
Keith: Shoot.
Keith: You know who I meant.
hercules: welcome, ya emo.
Keith: L a n c e .
loverboy lance: uMMMM RHAT WANST MY FAULT I SWEAR
loverboy lance: HE MADE RHAT UP ON HIS OWN FOING
peanut pigeon: Ha Lance finna die
loverboy lance: can i get an rip in the chat,,
hercules: rip.
peanut pigeon: Rip
Keith: Rip.
loverboy lance: it's still surreal seeing you meme
loverboy lance: also we're gonna have to give him a new name for this chat in specific
Keith: Oh no.
loverboy lance: oh yES
peanut pigeon has changed Keith's name to MCR redemption.
MCR redemption: Why has god forsaken me?
peanut pigeon: Idk but i hate the 'you can only change your name once' rule so you're gonna have to suffer with me
MCR redemption: Fair enough.
loverboy lance: yeah pidge here despises peanuts and she looks like a bird with her floofy hair n all
loverboy lance: so peanut pigeon was quite fitting for her : )
hercules: that was cruel of you but i'm not complaining.
hercules: it's honestly hilarious.
MCR redemption: On a side note, MCR really was a great band. Still is one of my faves.
loverboy lance: wow that's emu
peanut pigeon: Emu
hercules: emu.
MCR redemption: Emu.
loverboy lance: loOK AT YOU KEITHY BOY!!! FITTING IN :D
loverboy lance: IM S U C H A PROUD MAMA :''')
MCR redemption: Shut up.
hercules: nah dude, you're part of the family.
hercules: good luck escaping us now.
hercules: :)
peanut pigeon: Ok so that was ominous
peanut pigeon: But yeah you're part of the family now emo
MCR redemption: Again, bad nickname for me.
MCR redemption: And no, I'm not part of you're family. I'm like that awkward 2nd removed cousin or something. Good luck convincing me otherwise.
loverboy lance: harsh but true
hercules: keith, no.
peanut pigeon: Aww u hurt my feelings :'(
hercules: i'll make you cookies, pidge.
hercules: keith's privileges to my cookies have been revoked, but will be returned if he stops being an ass and accepts our family request.
loverboy lance: again, harsh but true
MCR redemption: ShoOt pLeAse nO.
MCR redemption: I need cookies.
hercules: admit it, coward.
MCR redemption: Never.
hercules: a d m i t  i t .
MCR redemption: Will I get cookies?
hercules: possibly.
MCR redemption: Fine, I am part of your shitty family.
hercules: yay!!!
peanut pigeon: Prepare to suffer
loverboy lance: indeed
MCR redemption: Oh shit.
hercules: eITHER WAY.
hercules: now that we got that out of the way, how do you even know our little lancey boy?
hercules: i mean, he rarely gets out of the house anymore.
MCR redemption: I honestly don't know. He's kinda my chemistry partner but outside of that we don't really talk much.
loverboy lance: rude :(
loverboy lance: and yes we do talk more!! it's called texting mullet
MCR redemption: Sure, whatever you say, loverboy.
loverboy lance: lance.exe has stopped working
peanut pigeon: Ha gay
loverboy lance: you're one to talk
peanut pigeon: I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked rn :'(
loverboy lance: g o o d
hercules: welcome to the club.
MCR redemption: Oh, worm?
peanut pigeon: JEKDJSJSH
peanut pigeon: GET OUT OF HERE WITH UR CRUSTY ASS MEMES
MCR redemption: THAT MEME IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
peanut pigeon: I CANT HELP IT IF YOUR MEME SUPPLY IS SO OLD
peanut pigeon: IT PHYSICALLY HURT ME TO READ THAT
MCR redemption: YOUR LIES AND SLANDER CAN'T CHANGE MY OPINION.
peanut pigeon: WELL I CANT HELP BUT STATE FACTS, AND THE TRUTH IS THAT UR MEMES ARE CRUSTY AS HELL
hercules: pidge has a point, dude.
hercules: that really was a crusty meme.
MCR redemption: Get off my dick.
peanut pigeon: Hmm Lance would sure love that ;)
peanut pigeon: If you're catching what I'm throwing ;;;))))
hercules: speaking of him, is he still alive ?
loverboy lance: i have been summoned
hercules: ok then.
hercules: what were you even doing?
peanut pigeon: Maybe he was jacking off again to some hot picture of Keith : )
MCR redemption: I'm concerned?
loverboy lance: i leave to get a fucking glass of water and people immediately assume i'm jacking off
hercules: pretty much.
loverboy lance: wow i hate this family >:(
loverboy lance: welp i have some shitty math hw to do so catch ya later paladudes
hercules: good luck bud.
peanut pigeon: Bye loser
MCR redemption: ^^
loverboy lance has left the chat.
MCR redemption: I might as well go now.
MCR redemption: Bye, fuckers.
MCR redemption has left the chat.
peanut pigeon: Omg they are so gay for each other
peanut pigeon: It's hella obvious
hercules: phat agreement.
peanut pigeon: You know what? Just for that I'm leaving
peanut pigeon has left the chat.
hercules: :(
hercules has left the chat.
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taylor to emo spicy boy.
taylor is typing...
taylor: guess who got an 86 on their english final
taylor: thIS DUDE !!!
emo spicy boy is typing...
emo spicy boy: I'm proud?
emo spicy boy: Idrk what to say in this situation.
taylor: congratulate me coward
emo spicy boy: Congrats, now we can go to the fancier cafe.
taylor: yeahh boiiiiiiiiiiiii
emo spicy boy: Please, no. I have a family.
taylor: :)
taylor: but uhh what's the cafe you know??
emo spicy boy: Surprise, Surprise! It's a cat cafe.
taylor: i think i'm going to cry
taylor: this is too beautiful
emo spicy boy: Yes, I do love cats. It surprises me too.
emo spicy boy: Wait, you aren't allergic or anything, right?
taylor: psh no
taylor: who's even allergic to cats
taylor: i'll answer that for you: losers
emo spicy boy: Alright that's good!
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lancey to the bros™️.
lancey is typing...
lancey: OH GOD GUYS HELP PLEASE
hank is typing...
hank: what'd you do now?
rich person is typing...
rich person: lonce what'd you do
lancey: i told you to stop calling me that 'llura >:(
rich person: if you can call me 'llura i can call you lonce
lancey: EITHER WAY
lancey: KEITH IS TAKING ME TO A CAT CAFE
rich person: and??
hank: oh no, this isn't gonna end well.
rich person: elaborate please
lancey: i'm kinda allergic to cats
lancey: like not badly or anything but the fur just makes me sneeze all the time
hank: and the issue is that he sneezes like a kitten.
hank: it's absolutely adorable!!
rich person: too pure
lancey: g u y s  h e l p
hank: nah this is all on you.
rich person: lonce is going to die today
rich person: either by sneezing his insides out or by embarrassment
hank: either is truly fine.
lancey: man i regret having you two as friends
hank: aww you love us!
rich person: lonce loves us (๑>◡<๑)
lancey: i really wish you didnt use those emoticon things 'llura
lancey: It's scary.
hank: oh god. please never use that sort of actual sentence structure in this chat ever again.
rich person: in this household we only use lowercase
rich person: anyone who says otherwise is a loser
lancey: that's fair
lancey: but i have to go, keith's awaiting me !!
lancey has left the chat.
hank: man he's in deep.
hank: but allura! do you want to come over and work on an engineering project with me? bring romelle, please cause i know she's with you!
rich person: agreed and gladly !
rich person: i'll see you in a few
rich person has left the chat.
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taylor is typing...
taylor: wait what time today are we meeting up
emo spicy boy is typing...
emo spicy boy: I was hoping I could just swing by and pick you up?
taylor: oh?
taylor: well that would be a lot more convenient but i still don't know when you'd be picking me up
emo spicy boy: 1:45 pm work for you?
taylor: yeah!
emo spicy boy: Alrighty, see you then.
emo spicy boy has left the chat.
taylor has left the chat.
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Red Riding Hood to Shirhoe.
Red Riding Hood is typing...
Red Riding Hood: Oh god, Shiro help. I'm in too deep. This boy. He's going to be the death of me. If i don't make it back in one piece delete my search history.
Shirhoe is typing...
Shirhoe: What did you do?
Red Riding Hood: So I met this boy. I'm not gonna say who but he was in my chemistry class last semester and wow, he's amazing. This past month of like talking to him and study dates have been wonderful. Every time his eyes light up when he gets a math problem correct after his close to 30th try pulls at my heart strings. He has little freckles that spread across his cheeks and over the bridge of his nose. They remind me so much of constellations, I could get lost in them. His eyes are a deep navy blue, endless and absorbing. They seem to sparkle when he looks at something he loves dearly, like spanish or even a fucking cat. His smile just makes me feel all warm and tingly like I could do anything and skdksk his laugh. His laugh is my favorite part about him. It's just so loud and full of emotions that overwhelm me. It's like he's the physical embodiment of sunshine, ya know? Today we went to a cat cafe and lord save me, his goddamn sneeze. It's adorable. He sounds like a kitten and I nearly died the first time I heard it. I swear this boy is trying to kill me from cuteness or something. Have you ever meat anyone like this?? I need advice, dude.
Red Riding Hood: Help.
Shirhoe: Ok, wow. That's a lot to take in over the course of just a few seconds.
Shirhoe: So I am definitely not the person to be going to for relationship advice but I'll try. A piece of advice is really to just accept your crush on him and it'll help you deal with it. Talking to him more often could also change your perspective on him, negatively or not. This dude sounds like a great guy, if you of all people like him. Try not to be too cryptic and pick up on hints he leaves. Believe it or not, you're super dense so please pay attention to any sort of flirting he does. Treat him right and don't go out of your way to ignore him. That's really all I have to say.
Red Riding Hood: Thanks, Shiro. You typically know what to say.
Shirhoe: Don't mess this up, Keith.
Shirhoe has left the chat.
Red Riding Hood: I know.
Red Riding Hood has left the chat.
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taylor is typing...
taylor: it's officially been 5 months since we started talking!!!
emo spicy boy is typing...
emo spicy boy: Yet you still seem to not use proper punctuation.
taylor: details am i right
taylor: but honestly it hasn't even felt that long
emo spicy boy: Agreed. It has been enjoyable, though.
taylor: oh god i'm gonna cry
taylor: my lil emo is finally maturing
taylor: sOMEONE GET ME A TISSUE
emo spicy boy: I take that back. It is no longer enjoyable talking with you.
taylor: hA TOO LATE NO TAKE BACKS
taylor: IM HERE TO STAY BABY CAKES
emo spicy boy: Baby cakes?
emo spicy boy: What kind of nickname is that?
taylor: a cute one :)
emo spicy boy: Ah, I've got to go. Family's calling.
taylor: awww :'( you go do that
taylor: bye!!
emo spicy boy has left the chat.
taylor has left the chat.
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taylor is typing...
taylor: hey mullet
taylor: i know you're online
emo spicy boy is typing...
taylor: kEEF HEWO OWO
emo spicy boy: I stg you're gonna get blocked one of these days.
taylor: awww u know u love me ;)
emo spicy boy: Sadly, I do.
taylor: HJSKFGWJSB WAIT W H A T
taylor: K E I T H
emo spicy boy: Ummm, gotta go?
emo spicy boy has left the chat.
taylor: GET UR FUCKING ASS BACK HERE
taylor: DONT YOU HUST IGNORE ME LIKE THIS
taylor: KEITH COME BACK
taylor: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS
taylor: keith? it's been a close to an hour
taylor: you wanna talk?
taylor: we can pick this up tomorrow
taylor: until then, goodbye
taylor has left the chat.
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taylor is typing...
taylor: it's been a few days keith. where are you?
taylor: i honestly just wanna talk with you. i want to tell you how i actually feel.
taylor: maybe getting some stupid crush on you wasn't the way to go but as it turns out, it's fairly mutual ??
taylor: class is starting
taylor: i better see you here tomorrow
taylor has left the chat.
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taylor is typing...
taylor: keiyh ?( aew yoi therrr
taylor: pleaise com backi mis u ;;(
taylor: i lo e you smmmm <3333
taylor: i jsut want u to cpme back
taylor: keiitlajslldpkx1738;9:
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taylor is typing...
taylor: it's been about a year and a half since we stopped talking
taylor: i miss you but at the same time i don't
taylor: i never see you around anymore
taylor: your brother shiro doesn't know where you ran off to either
taylor: i truly miss you. everything that you did was so serious yet somehow cute. even if you had a mullet, i still managed to love you. that's saying a lot, considering how much i care about my own looks. you really were the light of my life, something to look forward to. but you decided to bolt as soon as anything got relatively complicated. i don't even know if you're alive anymore to get these messages, no one does. it's sad to see how much times have changed. i thought i knew you front and back but as it turns out, i can barely recall your warm smiles or how soft your hair was. all the little details i fell in love with now seen irrelevant and distant. who would have thought that the emo bad boy would have actually had a heart to break. i certainly didn't.
taylor: please come back, we're all worried. no one knows where you went and are constantly stressed now.
taylor: actually, no. if you really wanted to be with any of us, you'd have come back months ago
taylor: you never truly cared about any of us, did you. wow and i thought i was self-centered
taylor: i hope you're out there struggling
taylor: it's what people like you get for leaving us all behind
taylor: i regret missing you sometimes
taylor: looking back at older conversations, those were fun times. i wish we could just go back to that and you never ran away
taylor: but i realized that i can't change the past. the one thing i can do is change my future
taylor: so you know what, if you're not even gonna bother to respond to my texts i won't try to reach out anymore
taylor: i can't love someone who isn't even willing to spare me their time of day
taylor: this is my final goodbye, keith. enjoy your life
taylor wants to delete their account.
proceed?
taylor has terminated their account.
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emo spicy boy to taylor.

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