Hetalia Oneshots

🇬🇧Pirate England X Reader X Pirate Spain - (Request)🇪🇸

(This request will have two different endings to it.)

Warning: Slight Fluff Ahead.

I ran a tavern near a port in England. It was a successful tavern that brought in quite a lot of money, so pirates were an often threat. It was close to closing time and I had just finished serving my last few customers. The clock struck midnight as the few remaining customers stumbled out the door. As I headed to the door to lock up for the night, two very familiar men approached the door. They were Captain Arthur and Captain Antonio. They were both very feared by everyone.

"W-What do you want this time?" I stuttered out. Even though they showed up quite often, their presence still made me uncomfortable. They both had made it very clear they loved me and I knew exactly what they were here for. "We want YOU, Love." Captain Arthur said trying to be smooth again. But there was NO way I was just handing my virginity over to some pirate. I wasn't going down without a fight. "Forget it, I've told you BOTH many times I will NEVER love a pirate, besides, I have a tavern to run!" I said with my face turning red from anger.

"But Chica, either you come willingly with us and then you decide who to marry or...We take you anyway and you decide who to marry!" Captain Antonio said rather cheerfully for someone threatening me. "You'll just have to take me then." I said boldly. "Alright." Captain Arthur said throwing me over his shoulder. "No! No! No! Put me down you wanker!" I shouted flailing my arms and legs around. I wondered why they put their intense rivalry aside for me. 

I huffed and just gave up as we boarded the massive ship. We walked into the Captain's cabin and Arthur sat me on the bed. "I'll be back later, Love. DON'T let Antonio touch you anywhere until I get back." He said winking. He exited the cabin and shouted something at his crew. I shuddered a bit and took in my surroundings. There were a few paintings on the walls, mainly of ships, a few maps, a compass a pen and paper sat on desk and there was a very large trunk which was probably full of all sorts of treasure. 

A few moments later, Antonio walked in. "Hola, Chica.~" He said winking. I rolled my eyes as he sat down beside me. "What?" I said coldly. "Please pick me Chica, I could treat you WAY better than that thing ever could.~" He said scooting closer to me. I inched away until I almost fell off the bed. Man, I wish Arthur would just come in here already and stop this guy. "What's wrong senorita?" He said as Arthur walked in fuming. "What the bloody hell do you think you're doing!" He shouted. 

"I...I uh...well you see-" He tried to finish but was cut off by a slap from Arthur. "Ouch." He said. Arthur pulled me closer to him, "She's going pick me obviously, Antonio." He said. Antonio just laughed in response. "GET OUT!" Arthur said turning red. "Ugh! Fine!" Antonio said stomping out of the Captain's Quarters. Arthur sat down beside me, "Love, be honest, who would you choose?" He said calmly. "I um...don't know." I said looking down. Arthur gave me a quick, tender kiss on my cheek. I blushed furiously, "Why'd you do that?" I asked. "B-Because, isn't obvious I love you? And not just for your body, but for all of you, I mean like your personality." He said turning red himself. Antonio walked back in, "That's it, It can't take it anymore! Senorita, who do you choose?" Antonio said.