🇩🇪Germany & Prussia X Reader - Stop fighting!🇩🇪

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(This is gonna be short)

"NEIN BRUDDER! I AM BETTER FOR HER! I AM MORE RESPONSIBLE, DEPENDABLE, LOYAL AND MORE EFFICIENT!" Ludwig screamed to his older brother. "JA RIGHT! HA HA! I AM MORE AWESOME, I'M WAAAAAY HOTTER, I GOT BETTER MUSCLES AND I GET ALL ZHE LADIES!!!" Gilbert shouted back. I sat back and watched the two brothers fight back and forth every single day and I was tired of it. "STOP FIGHTING!" I shouted as my face turned red from anger. "Oooh, I like my vomen feisty. Kesesesese~" Gilbert said winking. "AAAAGGGHHH! I MEAN IT!" I shouted again.

"Leave her alone brudder! She's cleary angry! Jou're making it vorse." Ludwig said maturely. Gilbert laughed, "And vhat are jou gonna do about it?" He said mockingly. "ZHAT DOES IT!" Ludwig said as he attacked his brother. I rolled my eyes and sighed as they rolled around on the ground fighting AGAIN. 

"My milkshake brings all zhe boys to zhe yard!" Gilbert screamed in Ludwig's face. "TO HELL VITH JOUR MILKSHAKES!!!" Ludwig screamex pushing Gilnery back. "Jour just jealous of me!" Gilbert retorted.

Le sigh

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