Hetalia Oneshots

🇷🇺Obsessed Russia X Reader X Obsessed Germany🇩🇪

Warning: Yandere, Russia and Germany threatening each other, and fluff

Ivan and Ludwig had been my friends for well...ever since my country was created and I was a little Chibi. The thing was, the two of them hated each other. I'd known this for a long time and we'd never really been able to hang out together because of that. Recently they'd been acting strange towards me. Whenever they were around, the other countries had avoided me. 

They'd also been acting more...perverted towards me recently too. Like at today after the world meeting. I was sitting at my designated seat and Russia came and sat in (random country's name)'s seat next to mine. He scooted the chair really close to mine, "Privyet, Sunflower~" He purred in my ear. "You are so beautiful, would you like to become one?" He picked me up gently and sat me on his lap. I felt him stiffen up behind me, "We can take this back to my house, Sunflower~" He whispered.

I felt my face heat up as I felt something poke my thigh. He let out a soft, quiet moan as he bucked into me. I was blushing wildly, "R-Russia! Stop!" Germany ran into the meeting room, "Russia! Stop zhat! Zhat is highly inappropriate and she obviously does not like it!" He shouted. Russia pouted as he loosened his grip on me and let me get up. "T-Thanks, Germany." I said walking out of the room. As soon as I left the building, Germany caught me by the arm.

"Y/N, have I ever told jou how pretty jou vere?" He said with a blush on his face. He slowly leaned into kiss me but was soon whacked over the head with a metal pipe. "You won't bother Sunflower anymore, Da?" Russia said with a little smile. "What the hell, Ivan?!" I said looking at Ludwig's body on the ground, he'd be fine, he was just knocked out and it's not anything he couldn't handle. 

I sprinted off back to my hotel and made sure Ivan couldn't catch with me. Once I got back, I packed my things and left for the airport. 

At The Next World Meeting...

Russia and Germany had forced some of the other countries to switch their name plates and assigned seats with them so that I had Russia on my left and Germany on my right. Both of them scooted their chairs closer and closer to mine and would touch me or whisper things to me. About 5 minutes into the world meeting, Ivan put his hand on my thigh and stroked it gently until Ludwig shot him a dirty look. Ivan leaned over to me, "We'll finish later, Sunflower." 

A while later, Ludwig "dropped" his pen as he was "taking notes" and crawled under the table to get it. A moment later, I felt him stick his face between my legs, thankfully I was wearing pants and not a skirt or a dress. I tried to kick him and eventually I must have kicked because a small "ouch" was heard under the table as he crawled back out from underneath it with his pen and sat back in his seat. 

After the world meeting, Germany and Russia surprisingly didn't chase after me. As soon as I was about to leave the building, I realized I'd forgotten my purse in the meeting room. I ran back to go and get only to hear two people arguing from inside the room. I decided to listen to what was going on, "Listen here jou Communist fuck! The frau is MINE!" The first voice yelled, "Nyet! Sunflower is MINE! She loves me not a Nazi like you!" The other voice yelled. After more shouts were heard, things were being thrown around in the room and apparently Ivan and Ludwig were actually beating the crap out of each other now. 

I stepped in the room and they stopped almost instantly and their heads snapped towards me, "F-Frau!" "Sunflower!" They both shouted as they ran towards me. They both hugged me tightly, "I'm sorry! I can explain!" They both shouted. Ivan, being much taller than Ludwig, shoved Ludwig on to the floor and kissed me. He wrapped his arms around me and shoved his tongue in my mouth and swirled it mine in a harsh, rather sloppy French kiss. 

I was blushly wildly again as so was he as he pulled me closer and I felt his bulge against my thigh again. He whimpered slightly into the kiss as Ludwig got up and ripped him off of him, "Liebe, don't vorry! I vill save jou and jou vill come back to Berlin vith me!" I shoved him off of me, "How about you two actually let ME choose!" I shouted.

(Two endings will be written soon ^J^)